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Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Team Edward
7 (21.9%)
Team Jacob
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Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« on: March 21, 2010, 01:56:18 PM »
OK. So now we know the players. If someone pointed a gun at you and MADE you choose, who would you pick?


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 02:02:45 PM »
I'd eat the bullet.
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 02:13:02 PM »
well, i'm on team bill. i suppose, transitively, that means i'm on team jacob. :\
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2010, 02:18:48 PM »
Team Dracula.



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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2010, 02:21:52 PM »
Team Buffy


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2010, 02:23:49 PM »
Team Zombie Buttcrack Santa back from the dead.


(What the heck does this team Edward vs Jacob even mean?)


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2010, 02:25:22 PM »
Team Zombie Buttcrack Santa back from the dead.


(What the heck does this team Edward vs Jacob even mean?)
I think it just means for Twihards, which character do they prefer Bela end up with, Edward or Jacob.



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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2010, 02:27:34 PM »
Butt-crack Santa must have left some kind of impression for Bella to remember him from when she was 5 years old.


<3 Bella and Zombie Butt-crack Santa forever <3


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 02:37:07 PM »
Butt-crack Santa must have left some kind of impression for Bella to remember him from when she was 5 years old.


<3 Bella and Zombie Butt-crack Santa forever <3
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 03:16:36 PM »
Team Jacob
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2010, 03:41:34 PM »
The Gay wolves... so Team Jacob




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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2010, 03:42:03 PM »
Team Jacob ... but it's Jacob from Lost.
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2010, 03:43:11 PM »
I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll.  :(
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2010, 03:44:59 PM »
Buttcrack Santa was Waylon, btw, and he's dead now (like REALLY dead, not come-back-as-a-monster dead), so you can't be Team Buttcrack Santa.

Team Jacob all the friggin way, man. Edward seems to hate Bella, denies her sex and is generally abusive and dismissive. Jacob takes her as she is and basically pledges his friggin life to protect her from the shitstorm Ed & family bring down on her.  I hate Bella with a fiery passion, but if we're just in general choosing who seems like the better bf, it's Jacob all the way.

Also (as we point out in our riff) I find it odd that there's more sexual tension between Carla & Bella when he's cleaning her wound than there is between Bella and Edward, so I really think there should be a Team Carla vote. I'd go for that; why not?
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2010, 03:45:21 PM »
I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll.  :(

Speaking of, wouldn't you kill to have this game at home today?    Although, I heard the game "sucks".