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Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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Offline ManUnderMask

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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2010, 08:05:04 AM »
I'm with Captain America... oh wait, wrong teams... oh who cares, Cap would kill the entire cast with one throw of his mighty shield... AND I'd actually pay money in order to see it and be proud of myself for doing so.
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2010, 10:20:39 AM »
I'm with Captain America... oh wait, wrong teams... oh who cares, Cap would kill the entire cast with one throw of his mighty shield... AND I'd actually pay money in order to see it and be proud of myself for doing so.
Heck, Don Knotts could off this entire cast! And I would pay to see that.



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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2010, 12:24:14 PM »
I'm with Captain America... oh wait, wrong teams... oh who cares, Cap would kill the entire cast with one throw of his mighty shield... AND I'd actually pay money in order to see it and be proud of myself for doing so.
Heck, Don Knotts could off this entire cast! And I would pay to see that.

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I would then  rank it as one of the ten best movies of the year!


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2010, 01:22:32 PM »
You mean the one who is always pissing and moaning about everything? 

Isn't that everybody in this movie?
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2010, 12:42:11 PM »
You mean the one who is always pissing and moaning about everything? 

Isn't that everybody in this movie?

Charlie (Bella's mustachioed bachelor father) isn't pissing and moaning. He drinks his troubles away like a real man should.
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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2010, 05:02:48 AM »
Man, that's a tough one.

All of Jacob's thinly veiled 'it's not a lifestyle choice' stuff tells me he would have a Larry Craig bathroom stall moment in the near future.

And Edward watches Bella while she sleeps and I assume probably when she takes a shit too.

"NO! Front to back, Bella, front to back!"

Let's go with Mike the sissy.



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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2010, 11:37:21 AM »



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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2010, 11:49:28 AM »
Team Edward, I guess.



Let me know when Jacob gets nukes.


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2010, 05:20:45 PM »
I didn't get this Team stuff until watching the NM riff.

But honestly, five minutes in, I was actually rooting for Jacob. I mean, besides wanting to be Bella's doormat... he's the only half-likeable character. Of course, it's not like he's got much competition. Really though, I wasn't rooting for Jacob to get with Bella. I was rooting for him to wake the F up, stake Edward and go find a WORTHY woman.

Now I'm a straight dude, and married at that... but Jacob had an pretty good Swayziness going on for most of the movie. He looks pretty good, smooth tannish skin and all, especially after loosing the hair (though it was pretty hair-metal awesome). ... And then you see Edward with his shirt off in Italy, and I nearly puked! Oh, GOD, what a pasty, skinny, ugly Brit. UGH. And... What the crap is wrong with his nipple??? Did anyone else see that? (my wife saw it too) Is he decaying??


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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #69 on: April 20, 2010, 09:05:47 AM »
Team Samson



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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2010, 06:05:17 PM »
I can't decide.  Team Willow or Team Spike.





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Re: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2010, 08:56:06 PM »
I can't decide.  Team Willow or Team Spike.





How about Team me sammiched between the two? :D
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