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Offline PlayMSTie

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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2010, 03:19:05 PM »
I'm in the office working on the sample/making sure everything works properly with the sync now. I have purchased a Twilight product and feel oh so very dirty...walking up to the register and getting a dude cashier was the closest I have ever felt to what it must be like to rent porn from the female clerk at a video store.


You gotta make use of the opportunity! I think I made a convert of the clerk at my Blockbuster when I explained why I was renting the movie, and told her where to find the site. :)
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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2010, 04:00:40 PM »
The sample is up on the site and on teh Youtubes. We did things a little different than usual because of the incredible anticipation and attention this one is already getting. Razor wielding credit  goes to David D. (yes, the one from the staff page)
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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2010, 04:24:47 PM »
I'm in the office working on the sample/making sure everything works properly with the sync now. I have purchased a Twilight product and feel oh so very dirty...walking up to the register and getting a dude cashier was the closest I have ever felt to what it must be like to rent porn from the female clerk at a video store.

I hear you!  A couple weeks ago I rented "Paranormal Activity," "Twilight," and "Glitter" to have a Rifftrax weekend and the clerk gave me the kind of look you get if you try to wear a Star Trek uniform to jury duty.
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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2010, 10:22:27 PM »
the clerk gave me the kind of look you get if you try to wear a Star Trek uniform to jury duty.

Hmm... I should try that. (Yes, I have a Starfleet uniform.)


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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2010, 02:08:32 AM »
You know, I thought of this while cleaning my cats' litter pans this morning, but I think it would have been better if Stephenie Meyer explained that the Cullens all sparkle because they choose not to drink human blood which pathogenically speaking would make them immune to the effects of sunlight, like there's an enzyme or organism in animal blood that acts like vampire sunscreen or something.
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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2010, 06:47:52 PM »
You know, I thought of this while cleaning my cats' litter pans this morning, but I think it would have been better if Stephenie Meyer explained that the Cullens all sparkle because they choose not to drink human blood which pathogenically speaking would make them immune to the effects of sunlight, like there's an enzyme or organism in animal blood that acts like vampire sunscreen or something.

Well, just the fact that this is yet another vampire story where their "curse" is caused by some kind of venom that they pass along through a bite...

This just may be the only one however where they went to great trouble to point it out only to have no one ever try to develop a cure - unlike "Dark Shadows" or  Daybreakers. Even though they go to great pains to demonstrate that if you can get it out of a human's system in time they can go back to normal.

So, you'd think that Bella being a smart girl (they keep telling us - she knows what Pi is after all   :o) and in love with a guy who considers himself an unspeakable monster and damned for being what he is...that like these other stories she would at least attempt to study chemistry and develop a cure or something that replaced blood for them, a la "Vampirella".  For Edward's sake at least.

But, no...screw Edward and his emotional pain.  Because she's a self-absorbed idiot who is obsessed with death.


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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2010, 06:29:16 AM »
It's just absurd that of all things that could be a negative about being a vampire sparkling like a gay raver is the worst. He should have a nice, deep chat with Nosferatu or Lestat. In fact, it would be nice if Edward shriveled like Lestat after drinking the blood of a not so recently deceased person. How'd Bella like him and becoming a vampire herself then?  >:D
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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2010, 08:11:00 AM »
It's just absurd that of all things that could be a negative about being a vampire sparkling like a gay raver is the worst. He should have a nice, deep chat with Nosferatu or Lestat. In fact, it would be nice if Edward shriveled like Lestat after drinking the blood of a not so recently deceased person. How'd Bella like him and becoming a vampire herself then?  >:D

Wish Edward would take some lessons from the Space Vampires in Lifeforce....then if he doesn't get what he needs on a regular basis he turns to dust.


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Re: Now available, right in time for your midnight release party!
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2010, 09:00:17 AM »
Crap, my hands are as cold as ice. That must mean I'm a vampire.
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