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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1785 on: August 11, 2012, 08:41:29 PM »
6.) Cool as Ice (1991): Oh, my God. I do I need to give any more details?

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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1786 on: August 13, 2012, 07:32:29 PM »
6.) Cool as Ice (1991): Oh, my God. I do I need to give any more details?



lol

Too late. The director already did.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1787 on: August 13, 2012, 07:34:37 PM »
6.) Cool as Ice (1991): Oh, my God. I do I need to give any more details?


That is the best post that Sarlacc ever wrote.



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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1788 on: August 25, 2012, 02:55:43 PM »
1.  Rats:  Night of Terror (1984)
-if toy rats on a conveyor belt don't terrify you, you're out of luck
2.  Creatures from the Abyss (AKA Plankton, 1994)
-a mad scientist horror movie which doubles as a sex farce
3.  Rampage (AKA Turkish Rambo)
-any lover of bad movies needs to see this horribly dubbed Turkish version of Rambo.  The good people at Dark Maze studios can hook you up with a copy.  You won't regret it. 
4.  Lady Terminator
-a woman is possessed by a venereal eel.  from there it basically follows the plot of terminator . . . hilarious dubbed Indonesian film.
5.  Zombi3
-This hilarious sequel to Lucio Fulci's classic Zombie is a must see.  The dialogue is so simplified it's nonsensical.  I especially love the floating head!
6.  Deathstalker II
-The sequel to Roger Corman's Conan rip-off.  More half-assed creature costumes than you could fit in Mos Eisley.
7.  Deathstalker
-The original Conan rip-off.  More of the same.
8.  Maximum Overdrive
-Directed by Stephen King and based on one of his short stories about cars that come to life, soundtracked by AC/DC, starring Emilio Estevez.  Could there be more cheese in one movie?
9.  For Your Height Only
-A Filipino spoof of James Bond starring a three-foot tall agent known to his enemies as Double 'O' and to his friends as Weng.  Favorite line:  "So that's how you communicate with your little Weng?"
10.  (Anything put out by Action International Pictures:  Elves, Operation:  Warzone, Project Vampire, I have yet to see something in their catalogue that isn't awesomely bad.  Unfortunately, none of it has made it DVD with the exception of Project Vampire which is available in a box set of other no budget horror films.)

Many of these are probably too graphic to be VODs.  The others would probably be too much of a headache to figure out the rights/royalties situation.  Still, it would be bad ass to be able to enjoy these with Rifftrax commentary!


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1789 on: September 06, 2012, 02:02:47 PM »
I love these choices but this needs more fun/amusing DTV crap, especially the overrated theatrical garbage that should've gone straight to video:

1.) The Punisher (1989)- the horrid Lundgren original that deserves less than zero stars.

2.) Collateral Damage (2002)- the hilariously crappy Schwarzenegger vehicle (his last before making the like-it-or-hate-it T3).

3.) Walker Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005)- I would love to see them riff anything by Chuck Norris but how about the failed reunion movie.

4.) The Expendables- I loved this hit summer film but it deserves some riffing like any other Action movie.

5.) Elmo in Grouchland- Couldn't hurt could it?

6.) More Gamera movies (pick any of them)

7.) Another random, hilariously bad monster movie.

8.) Any recent Michael Madsen actioner.

9.) Any new crime thriller that's liked or despised easily.

10.) Training Day- I like this critically acclaimed crime epic but why not roast it?


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1790 on: September 08, 2012, 03:25:46 PM »
Many of these are probably too graphic to be VODs.  The others would probably be too much of a headache to figure out the rights/royalties situation.  Still, it would be bad ass to be able to enjoy these with Rifftrax commentary!

Considering two of the last VODs I've watched were Ghost House and Future Force, I don't know if being too graphic will disqualify much anymore.  Might get a disclaimer slapped on it, but we've seen some bloody violence and boobies already.  There's some hope for you.  Not sure of the rights situations with a lot of your suggestions though.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1791 on: September 20, 2012, 08:12:44 PM »
http://www.horrortheque.com/movie-index/

A rather large index of public domain horror movies. Alot of them would be perfect for a rifftrax!

I would LOVE to see you guys do Tormented, Terror Is A Man or The Monster Maker. Infact theres a few on here that are VOD rifftrax and a few from classic MST3K episodes (brain that wouldn't die - screaming skull)
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1792 on: September 21, 2012, 04:37:31 PM »
Tormented was done on MST3K as well, unless it's a different Tormented.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1793 on: September 26, 2012, 11:44:18 AM »
1-4) The Phantasm Series (This is really begging for it!)
5&6) The Gate & The Gate 2
7&8) The other 2 Paranormal Activities
9) The Exorcist (Directors cut)
10) Cool as Ice



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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1794 on: September 26, 2012, 11:50:27 AM »
1-4) The Phantasm Series (This is really begging for it!)

The Hor-RIFF-ics team is doing part one as we speak
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1795 on: September 26, 2012, 12:04:01 PM »
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1796 on: September 26, 2012, 12:22:08 PM »
1-4) The Phantasm Series (This is really begging for it!)

The Hor-RIFF-ics team is doing part one as we speak
Well, they are working on Dracula right now. They are accepting submitted scripts for Phantasm 1 now, but they won't get to it until AFTER both Dracula (hopefully released around Halloween, no promises) and then Friday the 13th Part 6.
So it'll be a while. On the upside, you have plenty of time to write riffs for it and submit them if you want to contribute.



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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1797 on: September 26, 2012, 12:40:22 PM »
Man, gots to get to work on Friday 6
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1798 on: September 26, 2012, 12:42:51 PM »
I remember loving The Gate as a kid, and when I watched it again recently I found it still fun though definitely riffable. Never did see the sequel though. How did they compare?
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1799 on: September 26, 2012, 06:21:04 PM »
I remember loving The Gate as a kid, and when I watched it again recently I found it still fun though definitely riffable. Never did see the sequel though. How did they compare?
Haven't seen the sequel in ages. I remember thinking it was okay at best. It didn't have the main kid in it (Stephen Dorff), but starred the nerdy best friend who was into deathmetal.

I have convinced Hor-Riff-ic Productions to riff The Gate, but there is no set timetable when they'll get to it. I have written a full riff script for it that I submitted a while ago. It is going to be SUUUCH a good riff when they finally do it!