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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1695 on: November 04, 2011, 09:07:28 AM »
Let's see... I don't think I could list ten, but I can try:

Donnie Darko
The Goonies
2012
Sky High
High School Musical 2 & 3
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
and...maybe something drastic, like The Princess Diaries movies, or something.
That's all I can think of for now.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1696 on: November 05, 2011, 04:21:03 PM »
I have turned on my sister to Rifftrax and MST3K. The next movie, I am going to show her is Casablanca. She then ask me if they have rifted, Gone with the wind? Her favorite movie is, It's a wonderful life.


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1697 on: November 05, 2011, 08:04:06 PM »
Well the one I've seen recently that is just begging to be Riffed is Battle: Los Angeles.  What makes it so perfect is not only that it's horrible, but it doesn't know it's horrible.  It takes itself soooooo seriously.  it also drags out every cliche in the book.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1698 on: November 05, 2011, 09:31:20 PM »
Well the one I've seen recently that is just begging to be Riffed is Battle: Los Angeles.  What makes it so perfect is not only that it's horrible, but it doesn't know it's horrible.  It takes itself soooooo seriously.  it also drags out every cliche in the book.

Hmm, sounds like a Roland Emmerich movie. I loved the Independence Day & Day After Tomorrow riffs. Does B:LA feature anyone saying "I have GOT to get me one of these!"


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1699 on: November 10, 2011, 08:55:57 PM »
So with the third Transformers riff being released soon, I wonder if they will riff the TF: The Movie to complete the set. Kind of like they did with Star Wars.



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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1700 on: November 14, 2011, 07:31:27 AM »
Huh. Funny; no one has riffed Creepshow yet. I always make fun of that movie, though. >< I always have.

Maybe we just don't like making fun of Stephen King movies??
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1701 on: November 15, 2011, 07:37:42 PM »
Maybe we just don't like making fun of Stephen King movies??

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=21749.0

Creepshow's already full of tongue-in-cheek dark humor, how do you make fun of jokers who are already in on the joke? I think something like Maximum Overdrive is much more suitable for riffing. I'd say Dreamcatcher too, but that movie's unintentionally funny enough as it is.

Ain't gonna happen, though. Rare exceptions aside, the Rifftrax team isn't into horror. Word goes that those in the iRiff domain are much more receptive to the genre.


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1702 on: November 27, 2011, 08:50:44 PM »
1. Cobra
2. Blood Sport
3. Nell
4. Harry and the Hendersons
5. The Boy Who Could Fly
6. Rad
7. Days of Thunder
8. Aliens
9. Dances with Wolves
10. The Notebook


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1703 on: December 08, 2011, 04:45:43 PM »
I'll probably forget a few but here we go:

10.ClockStopers

I haven't heard great things about the trio's first effort on riffing a nickelodeon film (The last airbender) but this campy kid friendly Johanthan Frankes directed film has plenty to mock

9. Black Dog

Patrick Swayze and meatloaf star in a movie with trucks wreaking havoc, what more do you need?

8.On Deadly Ground

Segal must be riffed, and this movie has the makings of a rifftrax classic

7.The Lawnmower man

Cyberspace via old CG, Jeff Fahey! horrific CG bees! Digtial love making(?) CyberMonkeies! there's enough in this movie for a dozen rifftraxs

6.Rise Of the planet of the Apes

Cg monkies, while not a terrible flick the riffing poteintial of apes bringing down helicopters speaks for itself

5. The Beastmaster

I admit I enjoyed this movie, it plays like a long saturday morning cartoon but it's quite entertaining, but any movie with rip torn being killed by a ferret ought to be a fun riff

4.Pearl Harbor

I witnessed this "movie" in a lounge this pearl harbor day and was snickering throughout, the leads look bored and when the tragic event of pearl harbor turned into a top gun-esqe aerial battle my sinkers turned to laughter whilst humming "Danger Zone". call me a horrible person for laughing at a depiction of sad true events but  this flick has it coming.

3.Torque

you see my icon? yeah this film is an 11-year old's idea of the greatest motorcycle film ever made

2.Death Wish 3

a really silly film that may never be riffed due to a rather nasty scene, sad because the rest is over-the-top 80s goofiness that we love from cannon films, but don't take my word for it

1.Dreamcatcher

This movie is just of treasure chest full of silliness that rivals Maximum Overdrive and IT, it's a tad long but I think the amount of potential riffing fooder would result in a riff that's too funny to watch without breaking an artery.


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1704 on: December 09, 2011, 03:41:26 PM »
10. Planet of the Apes (2001)
9. AVP
8. Super Mario Bros.
7. Godzilla (1998)
6. G.I. JOE: The Rise of Cobra
5. 2012
4. Watchmen
3. Catwoman
2. Star Trek: Nemesis
1. Zardoz
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1708 on: December 09, 2011, 08:02:45 PM »
9. AVP
Riff Raff Theater riffed that very well.
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/riff-raff-theater/riff-raff-theater-alien-vs-predator

7. Godzilla (1998)
Quiiptracks did a GREAT riff of that.
http://quiptracks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=4

thats like amateur riffing? maybe ill look into it.
Yeah the iRiff folks are a good alternative while we wait for Mike, Kevin, & Bill to do an actual riff of our choices which may/may not happen :o


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1709 on: December 10, 2011, 07:39:06 PM »
1. The first movie I thought of was Supergirl. Loved it when I was 5, as an adult, it is the worst and cheesiest movie I've ever seen (apart from Catalina Caper.)

2. Kazaam starring Shaquille O'Neal.

3. Black Swan. I just love the idea of making this movie ridiculously funny. And I'd like to see Mike Nelson on the cover as a ballerina.

4. Showgirls. Probably wayyy too raunchy to be riffed, but it's possibly the cheesiest movie I've ever seen.

5. Howard the Duck. Need I say more?

6. Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan. This is another one of those movies I loved as a kid and cringe at as an adult.

7. The Bad Seed. Classic 1956 horror movie about a psycho little girl.

8. Purple People Eater starring a very young Neil Patrick Harris

9. The Shadow

10. And Sidekicks with Chuck Norris. Why not?