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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1680 on: July 20, 2011, 10:22:27 AM »
would it only be given ironically?


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1681 on: July 26, 2011, 01:26:06 AM »
"would it only be given ironically?"

to do that wouldnt it mean mk&b give it in a very serious and grave manner?


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1682 on: August 22, 2011, 07:11:38 PM »
Notice no one has posted on this thread in a while, figured I would give it a shot...

1) Six-String Samurai
2) They Live
3) Creepshow
4) The Passion of Darkly Noon
5) Days of Thunder
6) Boiler Room
7) Cube
8 ) Stay Hungry
9) Captain America (1990)
10) War of the Worlds (2005)
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1683 on: August 23, 2011, 01:06:10 AM »
Its hard to only list 10 movies when I have so many I would love to see riffed.

11) Project Metalbeast
12) Heathers
13) K-9
14) Broken Arrow
15) Tango and Cash
16) Super Mario Bros.
17) Twins
18) The Notebook
19) Pink Armadillo Attack (You have to look this one up.... its worth it)
20) The Ugly


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1684 on: August 23, 2011, 07:39:20 AM »
10.Ghost Rider

Arguably the worst of the Marvel superhero movies and at the top of Conan's Nicholas Cage Terror Alert System.

9.Rosemary's Baby

Terrifying if you're a devout Catholic in the '60s.  A plodding pile of dung otherwise.

8.Alien Vs. Predator

I got the sneaking suspicion this movie was going to be bad when I crawled into the theatre at 10 AM with a hangover and was surrounded by 14 year old kids.  I was right.

7.Heavy Metal

I've never seen you guys do anything animated, so why not do something with alot of cartoon boobs?

6.The Hills Have Eyes

Not the 2006 film with the great cinematography, the 1977 Wes Craven B-movie.

5.Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

There are three Mad Max movies.  Two of them are good.  This is not one of them.

4.King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

Never seen a documentary done, plus I've noticed increasing video game references from you guys.  And that weasely Billy Mitchell is just begging to be riffed a new one.

3.Night of 1000 Cats

I picked this up at FYE for $1.91.  There's a butler in the movie who's name is "Dorgo" and has a very similar walk to a certain "Torgo".  He also looks like Tor Johnson.

2.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

The original Texas Chainsaw is my favorite movie.  The sequel has Dennis Hopper dual wielding chainsaws and yelling, "Bring it down!  Bring it all Down!"

1.Super Tromette Action Movie Go!

Troma has released many bad movies with varying degrees of cheesiness and entertainment value.  This is something else entirely.  I was at a horror convention a few years ago and went to the Troma booth and asked them for the absolute worst piece of crap movie they had.  This is what they gave me.  Thanks MST3K for helping me get my priorities straight.  

The next year I explained how I asked for a movie and not an abomination and they let me pick any movie I wanted from the table for free just because I actually sat through it.  Look for the half-assed, totally out of place cameo from the lead singer of GWAR for bonus points.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1685 on: August 27, 2011, 12:00:07 PM »
I could list all ten, but what I really want to see riffed is Mulholland Drive. The level of awful is on par with the Room and Birdemic. The guys would do an amazing job with it.


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1686 on: August 27, 2011, 12:24:28 PM »
7.Heavy Metal

I've never seen you guys do anything animated, so why not do something with alot of cartoon boobs?

If you do want to see some animated Rifftrax you have some choices already.  Most of them are Christmas related, but not all.

Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/nestor-long-eared-donkey

The Star Wars Holiday Special (Might be difficult to get the video now, only partly animated)
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/star-wars-holiday-special

Beowulf (CGI overtop of actors to the point you don't see any skin does count as far as I'm concerned.)
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/beowulf

Christmas Toyshop
http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/christmas-toyshop

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/rudolph-red-nosed-reindeer

Aesop's Sound Fables:  Frozen Frolics
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/aesops-sound-fables-frozen-frolics
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1687 on: August 27, 2011, 12:50:59 PM »

I'll just note that the Blame Society folks did a Rifftrax Presents for Ghost Rider as well. It's rather underwhelming in my view, but some folks liked it.

1.Super Tromette Action Movie Go!

Troma has released many bad movies with varying degrees of cheesiness and entertainment value.  This is something else entirely.  I was at a horror convention a few years ago and went to the Troma booth and asked them for the absolute worst piece of crap movie they had.  This is what they gave me. 

Had Poultreygeist not been released yet?


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1688 on: August 27, 2011, 04:54:51 PM »
Aesop's Sound Fables:  Frozen Frolics
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/aesops-sound-fables-frozen-frolics

"Frozen Frolics" is one of my favorite shorts, I wish they'd do more like that.

Other shorts involving animation:

Courtesy Counts A Lot: http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/courtesy-counts-a-lot
Paper And I: http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/paper-and-i <---I'm almost certain the voice of the paper back is the same as Coily from "Spring Fever"
Courtesy: A Good Eggsample: http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/courtesy-a-good-eggsample (Stop-motion animation)

And remember, folks:


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1690 on: August 28, 2011, 06:58:51 AM »
1.Super Tromette Action Movie Go!

Troma has released many bad movies with varying degrees of cheesiness and entertainment value.  This is something else entirely.  I was at a horror convention a few years ago and went to the Troma booth and asked them for the absolute worst piece of crap movie they had.  This is what they gave me.  

Had Poultreygeist not been released yet?

Super Tromette Action Movie Go! makes Poultrygeist look like Citizen Kane.  I met one of "stars" of the Super Tromette movie and he kept apologizing over and over for having anything to do with it.

I actually kind of liked Poultrygeist.  It was classic Troma over-the-top stupidness, and I liked that they shot it on film rather than video like most B-movies lately.  Super Tromette is just all around rip your eyeballs out pain.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1691 on: September 17, 2011, 10:02:23 PM »
Do people still read this? Well anyway, I dig riffs of truly terrible movies the most, a la "Birdemic", "Batman & Robin", "Manos" (going old school), etc., so here goes...

10. Street Fighter
9. Super Mario Bros.
8. Mac and Me
7. Catwoman
6. Judge Dredd
5. Showgirls
4. The Love Guru
3. The Apple
2. Xanadu
1. Hudson Hawk


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1692 on: October 19, 2011, 01:35:29 PM »
I'll keep my list here (in no particular order):

Top Ten:
Wild, Wild Planet
Mutant Hunt
Death Ray 2000
Knock Off
Shark Attack 3 :Megaladon
Cyborg Cop
A Very Brady Christmas
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (probably too much T&A)
A*P*E
Death Wish 3

Honorable mentions (since we're only allowed ten):
Destination: Inner Space
The Specialist
Skyline
Captain America 2 (w/ Reb Brown)
Sssssssss
Hercules (w/ Lou Ferrigno)
Revenge of the Ninja
Rage of Honor
Starcrash 2 aka Escape from Galaxy 3
Baffled!
Stargate: The Movie
Yor, Hunter from the Future
Message from Space
The Bad Seed
The Concorde: Airport '79
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
You Got Served
Cyclone (w/ Heather Thomas)
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (with Urkel!)
The Swarm
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (and Death of Kirk's Son)
Disaster on the Coastliner
Bulletproof w/ Gary Busey
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1693 on: October 26, 2011, 12:43:10 PM »
Delicatessan
May
Moulin Rouge
Grindhouse


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1694 on: October 26, 2011, 03:46:12 PM »
Grindhouse might pose a problem since the movies are sold separetely and as a double feature, and the singles are extended cuts, so choosing one will leave out part of the customer base either way.
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