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QuipTracks: HULK - AVAILABLE NOW!
« on: December 06, 2009, 06:46:56 PM »


Available here ($1.99)

Synopsis:

Hulk angry. Hulk confused. Hulk want see movie of Hulk, but why so many small pictures? Pictures fly at Hulk like birds. Which one movie? Where is Hulk?

Why we watch puny boring humans? What wrong with Jennifer Connely? She in coma?

Hulk tired of rocks and moss. Why Ang Lee show Hulk dead wood? Hulk breath smell like dead wood and moss? Ang give Hulk hint?

Where!? Is!? Hulk!?

Movie say Hulk, Hulk not see Hulk!

Oh, there Hulk. Why Hulk in dark? Only show Hulk in dark? Why dogs not red inside? Hulk like red filling, not green smoke!

Good. Now Hulk in light. Hulk know now why Hulk in dark. Put dark back on Hulk.

Hulk ears not that small. Hulk face not beady-eyed ferret. Hulk not rubber balloon!

Hulk angry! Hulk smash!

Why movie not smash? Movie not real? But pain real! Pain real!

Quiptrack? Hulk play Quiptrak with movie and make movie better?

Puny human right. Hulk laugh now. Hulk not smash.

Features the voices of Tristan and Tracy.

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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 06:50:15 PM »
From your avatar, I am guessing this is the silly Ang Lee version?


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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 07:45:25 PM »
That's probably why it's listed as Hulk and not Incredible Hulk.

Looking forward to this one. I own all the rest, and the collector in me is impulsive about keeping it together.
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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2009, 08:42:42 PM »
From your avatar, I am guessing this is the silly Ang Lee version?
Yes, the 2003 HULK. Silly is few and far between, though. Mostly boring and frustrating.

Nice choice of picture for it, Asbestos Bill. It protects your very important riff.



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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2009, 08:55:04 PM »
Cool!

I've really been looking forward to this release.
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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2009, 11:17:22 PM »
Can't wait!


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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2009, 11:22:39 PM »
I just replayed "The Happening", and was wondering why it had been so quiet on the QuipTracks front.

I work at a college, so I'm contractually-bound to say "Finish your schoolwork first!", but after that it'll be nice to have a new QuipTrack in time for christmas!


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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 11:48:10 PM »
I just replayed "The Happening", and was wondering why it had been so quiet on the QuipTracks front.

I work at a college, so I'm contractually-bound to say "Finish your schoolwork first!", but after that it'll be nice to have a new QuipTrack in time for christmas!
To be honest, part of the reason this took so long was that my schedule (a normal 8 to 5 job) is so different than theirs (school and other things) that getting together for conference calls on Skype for the writing sessions was limited to Saturdays, Fridays and sometimes an hour on Wednesdays. So that slowed it a bit. I don't know how fast the other groups go (and some of you seem s to just blaze right through with great results, Cinester Theater, I'm looking at you), but we tended to average an hour per minute of screentime. HULK is 134 minutes (not including credits)!



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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 04:48:45 PM »
HULK is 134 minutes (not including credits)!

Good lord, it is that long?    Yikes.

Trying to work ahead so I have the WIP cover 95% done!   


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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 05:27:09 PM »
HULK is 134 minutes (not including credits)!

Good lord, it is that long?    Yikes.

Trying to work ahead so I have the WIP cover 95% done!   
Given this was the poster:

I'm hoping for one that has him holding a button with the Quiptracks Hobo Joe symbol.



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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 07:31:14 PM »
HULK is 134 minutes (not including credits)!

Good lord, it is that long?    Yikes.

Trying to work ahead so I have the WIP cover 95% done!   
Given this was the poster:

I'm hoping for one that has him holding a button with the Quiptracks Hobo Joe symbol.

Ha-ha, great minds think alike!    It is actually a ball, but same difference.
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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 08:42:55 PM »
I assume you mean Mr. McQ. This is Hobo Joe:


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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 08:45:15 PM »
I assume you mean Mr. McQ. This is Hobo Joe:

Yeah. I assumed The Q symbol was also called Hobo Joe.



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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 05:34:58 AM »
SUPER excited. I have been wanting a riff of this for-practically-ever.


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Re: QuipTracks: HULK [Coming Soon] or "It's About Damn Time"
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 05:54:50 PM »
Alright... A this-week release is impossible.

Stupid finals... Stupid Flash not working like I want it too... Stupid ActionScript... *sniffle*