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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2009, 01:41:36 PM »
thats just what Seagal wants you to think.

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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2009, 03:13:42 AM »

I haven't had a chance to watch it yet but will be having a marathon of the series to date come Saturday. I'm pretty pumped, and I'll have the pizza & beer ready!

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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2009, 06:05:39 AM »
I love the cheesy "Segal Vision". That is where he watches a perp and it is from his POV and everything around the perp is darkened so you see what Steve sees.

I love how the Soup pokes fun of Steve. Like in the last Soup they had the clip where they get a report of a toddler hit by a car.

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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2009, 06:34:04 AM »
I love the cheesy "Segal Vision". That is where he watches a perp and it is from his POV and everything around the perp is darkened so you see what Steve sees.

That had me rolling, along with the part where he's sitting in the passenger seat of the sheriff's department SUV barking orders during a pursuit and the driver's like "Steven, shut up and let me drive!"


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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2009, 09:45:11 AM »
I love the cheesy "Segal Vision". That is where he watches a perp and it is from his POV and everything around the perp is darkened so you see what Steve sees.

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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2009, 11:55:39 AM »
I love the cheesy "Segal Vision". That is where he watches a perp and it is from his POV and everything around the perp is darkened so you see what Steve sees.

Seagal Senses tingling.

I kinda question their legality on a few of these stops. They see some people walking down the street and Seagal sees some gesture or something and bam they are out of the cars and on the guy like a pack of wolves. I question if this is really "probable cause" or something.




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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2009, 10:18:38 PM »
I love the cheesy "Segal Vision". That is where he watches a perp and it is from his POV and everything around the perp is darkened so you see what Steve sees.

Seagal Senses tingling.

I kinda question their legality on a few of these stops. They see some people walking down the street and Seagal sees some gesture or something and bam they are out of the cars and on the guy like a pack of wolves. I question if this is really "probable cause" or something.

I still don't believe that Seagal actually makes stops. The way it is edited makes me think there are better, younger, cops in marked cars making the stop and then they come rolling in for show.
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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2009, 04:14:40 AM »
I'm watching the first episode right now, but I think because of Seagal's movie career and the fact he's well known by the population, he has a bit of a pacifying effect judging by that one scene where the police had been called to that bar the kid was causing trouble at. I mean wouldn't you be less inclined towards violence at a cop if you knew one of them was a celebrity?
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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2009, 05:53:07 AM »
....I mean wouldn't you be less inclined towards violence at a cop if you knew one of them was a celebrity?

Unless it was the star of a TV reality show.


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Re: Steven Seagal, Lawman!
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2009, 06:06:51 AM »
Unless it was the star of a TV reality show.

Maybe they should make Jon and Kate law people.  :D
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