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Offline Sharktopus

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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 02:05:10 AM »
I'll be offended if someone doesn't do me.  :'(

How about Ha, stork pus!

If I was still OOSharktopus, I could be Spook Authors.
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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 02:15:02 AM »
A pork's tush  ;D


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 02:16:59 AM »
A pork's tush  ;D

Thank you. I'm honored.


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 02:23:04 AM »
My screenname is terrible for these, but I'd like to share my two favorites of my real name:

Tits has ma boner on
Batman hosts no ire


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 02:42:42 AM »
My full name makes "enjoy and drawn brave."

My girlfriend's full name makes "venereal or in scholar." Uh-oh.

And my roomate's makes "scholar to talents." That's not right.  ;D

Michael J. Nelson makes "on hell's nice jam."

Kevin Murphy makes "him very punk."

And Mystery Science Theater makes "mercenary titty cheeses." Alright!

Help, I can't stop!
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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 02:53:35 AM »
PsypherPunk = Shy, Punk, Prep  :-",


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 09:23:04 AM »
More "RiffTrax Roundtable"



(I know "exhort" is spelled wrong)

You know those guys at pharmacies who refuse to sell the morning after pill because of their religious beliefs?  To them I say:
Tuff Rx Dr., be rational!


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2006, 02:02:18 PM »
Um...my screenname doesn't work too well, but my full name (first, middle, and last) yields some interesting results, many of them involving anal-retentiveness and masturbation, apparently.  Sadly, that sounds about right.


Am jerk, bat-like nanny
Jerk balmy, inane tank
Enter kinky, anal jamb
Jerk in many bleak ant
I'm bent, anal jerk yank
Blanket in a jerky man
Ken jerk man banality
I'm banal jerk yank ten  (Hmm..."Banal Jerk Yank 10" sounds like the name of a bad porno movie)
Jerk man yank in table
A tiny, blank, mean jerk  (Hey!  That's not stupid and juvenile! That's mean!  There could not possibly be an anagram worse than this!)
Jerk many in a blanket  (...I stand corrected)
Jerk meant by anal ink (...WAY corrected)
My! Jerk bleak in an ant!
Jerk Ma in any blanket (Ewwwwwwwwwww!  I think we've seen enough!)

Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2006, 01:15:53 PM »
More "RiffTrax Roundtable"



(I know "exhort" is spelled wrong)

You know those guys at pharmacies who refuse to sell the morning after pill because of their religious beliefs?  To them I say:
Tuff Rx Dr., be rational!


More to come

so you want the government to interfer in private business practices such as this?  should they also force blockbuster to carry pornography against their will?  wait til the gov't. interfers with something you disagree with...

ANYway:


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2006, 06:29:17 AM »
More "RiffTrax Roundtable"



(I know "exhort" is spelled wrong)

You know those guys at pharmacies who refuse to sell the morning after pill because of their religious beliefs?  To them I say:
Tuff Rx Dr., be rational!


More to come

so you want the government to interfer in private business practices such as this?  should they also force blockbuster to carry pornography against their will?  wait til the gov't. interfers with something you disagree with...

Not to start anything, but what if your pharmacist suddenly converted to Christian Science and wouldn't sell you insulin because he believes God will cure your diabetes? Personal beliefs should not get in the way of doing your job.


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2006, 08:32:08 AM »
More "RiffTrax Roundtable"



(I know "exhort" is spelled wrong)

You know those guys at pharmacies who refuse to sell the morning after pill because of their religious beliefs?  To them I say:
Tuff Rx Dr., be rational!


More to come

so you want the government to interfer in private business practices such as this?  should they also force blockbuster to carry pornography against their will?  wait til the gov't. interfers with something you disagree with...

Not to start anything, but what if your pharmacist suddenly converted to Christian Science and wouldn't sell you insulin because he believes God will cure your diabetes? Personal beliefs should not get in the way of doing your job.

Thankfully, not all Pharmacists would convert to Christian Science, so you could just get another Pharmacist.


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2006, 10:27:27 PM »
More "RiffTrax Roundtable"



(I know "exhort" is spelled wrong)

You know those guys at pharmacies who refuse to sell the morning after pill because of their religious beliefs?  To them I say:
Tuff Rx Dr., be rational!


More to come

so you want the government to interfer in private business practices such as this?  should they also force blockbuster to carry pornography against their will?  wait til the gov't. interfers with something you disagree with...

Not to start anything, but what if your pharmacist suddenly converted to Christian Science and wouldn't sell you insulin because he believes God will cure your diabetes? Personal beliefs should not get in the way of doing your job.

Thankfully, not all Pharmacists would convert to Christian Science, so you could just get another Pharmacist.

 they wouldn't have a problem selling it. they just wouldn't take it themselves.

besides, insulin is a life saving drug that may be needed immediately. the morning after pill is not.  a better analogy is should the government force CVS to carry condoms?  is that what you want your government doing?

that's the great thing about the free market system.  everyone who supports the morning after pill can support their local pharmacists. shoot,vote with your money & go buy 2 bottles  ;)   


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2009, 05:12:21 PM »
I feel like Resurrecting this thread

Make a fun anagram with this:

Loose lips sink ships


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2009, 07:04:50 AM »
My screenname is terrible for these, but I'd like to share my two favorites of my real name:

Tits has ma boner on
Batman hosts no ire


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Re: Anagrams
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2009, 07:17:39 PM »
My screenname is terrible for these, but I'd like to share my two favorites of my real name:

Tits has ma boner on
Batman hosts no ire


Seriously, I'm awesome.
This game is numberist.

Ben, Mimi tags the US sir!