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Offline ScottotD

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Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.

They're less bitter and catty?  ::)
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

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Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.

They're less bitter and catty?  ::)

Eh, I can give you two good reasons . . .

Personally, she's not really my type. Not only am I with mrbasehart on having a thing for redheads, but I like a woman with actual curves instead of the starving stick figure look.



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Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.

They're less bitter and catty?  ::)

I know right, and they shop a lot too.  Shoes!




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Oh my god, shoes.


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You know, I can't wait for Peter and Karl to use this in the next edition of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  You know they will.


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Karl's Kanye impression is something that will no doubt bring me joy. 




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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)


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That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Yeah, Megan Fox should definitely be in the running for Biggest Douche. I have to say, that article didn't surprise me at all. I can't wait for her career to dry up and blow away. Then again, Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in anything worth mentioning for years and she's still around. Oh well...

-Rude

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why Megan Fox is considered in some circles as the so-called "hottest looking actress on the planet"?  I mean, she is sorta attractive, but no more so than dozens of other actresses.  I just don't see it.

Megan Fox doesn't have any redeemable qualities. She's flippin' disgusting.

I like redheads, for the record. 

Oh, and speaking of Celebrities voicing their opinion, Kelly Clarkson has something to say:

http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/

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I don't care if that's a publicity stunt, Kelly Clarkson just won back my respect.

It was her My December release whereby the respect was originally lost, right?   ;)

Kelly rules.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein


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You know, Kanye's getting all the post-VMA attention.  You know what isn't?  This outfit:



And dammit, it deserves it.




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Pulled that outfit directly out of one of my nightmares.


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Looks like something straight out of Guillermo Del Toro's sketchbook.


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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!



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I was also a big fan of this one:



I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.




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I was also a big fan of this one:



I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.
The guy on the left made fun of her outfit.



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You know, Kanye West is actually a really nice guy compared to Glaxnar Tobluss of Omicron Persei 5.  You guys should get all the facts before trying to crown the biggest jerk in the whole universe.