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Offline darkchashy

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If your a giant tool named Kanye West.

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The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 09:11:10 PM »
Looks like Kanye West has scored another billion points towards the win (a thousand of those from his stupid haircut alone).



Who will his competition be this year, I wonder? Nominate your favorites here!
« Last Edit: September 13, 2009, 09:36:31 PM by Trumpysgirl »
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 10:13:40 PM »
Kanye doesn't care about white women  :)

I have to say, he is refreshing open about his arrogance.  He admits he takes himself too seriously and he's trying to be more humble (this is not a good example I realize)

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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 10:56:41 PM »
I'm definitely not a fan of country, but a win is a win, how rude and obnoxious! Poor Taylor, part of me wishes she would have clocked his ass up side the head with that little moon man and made a permanent dent in his skull. Why did they even let that douchebag on stage? I didn't watch the VMA's, football pwned it (packers vs bears, pack wins! wee!). Was he a presenter or a performer or something?  Classy move by Beyonce though, letting her have her time at the end there.
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MTV Music Awards: Revenge of Kanye
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 03:24:41 AM »
Nope, i didn't watch it because first and foremost I don't have cable. But I wake up this morning to see that Kanye's ego is overstepping all boundaries of decent Diva behavior into all out douche baggery. His opinions are fine when he's expressing them in the proper forum for ridicule, but he has the gall to interrupt Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. Kudos to Beyonce for giving Taylor another chance when she won for best video. My respect for her has went up significantly.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 03:31:35 AM »
Someone should have asked him if he likes Fishstix.


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Kanyawkward.  I thought she was going to cry.




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May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D


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Didn't watch the awards, but I heard about this immediately (thanks, internet!), and then saw this on Frank's Facebook:

"Frank Conniff  was taken aback when, in the middle of this weekend's Cinematic Titanic live performance, Kanye West stormed the stage, grabbed our microphones, and told the audience that Rifftrax is much better."

I dare say I laughed out loud.


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Found the story on Yahoo which linked to a music blog called "Hip Hop Media Training"....think this guy got it right:

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Still, MTV should have thrown Kanye out of the event. Had any other heckler had the audacity to interrupt the broadcast, they would have been thrown out and probably charged. He should not be treated any differently.

This dude needs help.

Oh, and I love Pink's tweet about it....

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Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
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May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D

that was important and needed to be said.
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Found the story on Yahoo which linked to a music blog called "Hip Hop Media Training"....think this guy got it right:

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Still, MTV should have thrown Kanye out of the event. Had any other heckler had the audacity to interrupt the broadcast, they would have been thrown out and probably charged. He should not be treated any differently.

This dude needs help.

Oh, and I love Pink's tweet about it....

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Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.

According to friends who were in attendance, he was thrown out.

EDIT: And confirmed by Pink, who I sometimes pretend is my friend.
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That was weird, I didn't know you could combine threads

I didn't know either, but all is well. If I had known about your thread first I would have posted there instead.


Kanye West amazes me sometimes. If something doesn't go his way, he immediately pulls the race card out of his ass and waves it around like a new toy, rather than just accepting the fact that so many people think he's an untalented douche.  What bugged me the most about the act was not that Taylor Swift was a white girl, but that she was a girl. As in, fully-grown Kanye completely humiliated a teenage girl in front of millions of people. That is just messed up.

Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.
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That was weird, I didn't know you could combine threads

That rather depends upon who "you" is...