19) Casino Royale - Partially this is spite, because I really hate that movie and what it's done to Bond. But mostly it's because we have a movie made in 2006 with a theme song that sounds like something Sammy Hagar shat out in the days when he was excreting aurally all over the big-haired radiowaves. Bad, BAD 80s big hair. Hey Broccoli, I hear Steve Winwood is looking for work too, why don't we get him to do some piece of shit 80s "pop" version of Bond while we're at it?
What do you have against
Casino Royale? Is it because it's different than the old Bond movies? Tough! The old Bond doesn't work anymore! Just take a look at
Die Another Day - the first Bond movie after 9/11 and its villain is a North Korean who turns himself into an Englishman via impossibly drastic plastic surgery so he can take over the world by using a Nintendo Power Glove that operates a giant "laser"? Which, for some reason, needs to be operated on a plane? Seriously, did they REALLY need to reuse the orbital space laser plan? Especially after THREE Austin Powers movies have been released.
Give me a break. It's a new world. We needed a new Bond - the old one was dead. We also needed a good adaptation of
Casino Royale, which is what the movie was (read the book - it has the same tone as the movie). Because you're basically criticizing Ian Fleming for not making it "Bondian" enough (if that indeed is the problem you're having with it).
And to be honest, the theme song wasn't that bad, either. It's no "You Only Live Twice," but I wouldn't go comparing it to
(shudder) Sammy Hagar. And it should DEFINITELY be ahead of "Die Another Day," which is one of the worst SONGS I've ever heard.