Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon (an actual book)

[AvestheFox]

The worst piece of garbage literature I ever laid my eyes on...

its a pirate sequel to JK Rowling's master work, written and published in China a few years ago (needless to say, the publisher got the shit sued out of them, and the writter remains unknown til this day) the first and last chapters are original literature, written by some brain dead monkey who retired from Nasa after mistaking one of the shuttle controls for a banana. in between these chapters, and much of the entire book, is J.R.R. Tolkien's the Hobbit,with all the character names switched to Harry Potter characters (except Gandalf, he remains normal throughout the entire book, interacting with Harry and his friends as he interacted with Bilbo and the dwarfs)

Yep, its a god awful piece of $#!+, I only got to read a few excerts and I was already hurting thirty times worst then I did when I watched Manos and Santa Conquers the Martians without the MST treatment!

here's a website with the few snippets from this pirate book.. I must warn you,it stinks something God awful!

http://www.young-0.com/php/index.php?pageid=excerpt

[Variety of Cells]

Drat.  I thought it was going to be about how Harry was raised by pirates. 

[Sharktopus]

That sounds like the best book ever. I must have it.

[BBQ Platypus]

Drat.  I thought it was going to be about how Harry was raised by pirates. 

That book would rule so hard if it existed.

The actual book, however, is absolutely DYING to be MSTed by any nerd with enough time on their hands to do it.  Isn't Megane 6.7 technically a member of this board?