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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2009, 05:51:11 PM »
.. were references to The Princess Bride.  Sean Hannity was a straight male with conservative values and a hatred for the cult of Scientology, so he immediatly rid himself of the insane Tom Cruise by calling the cops and having him sent to ...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »
...the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, where he was prompty set upon by the Oompa-Loompas who then liquified, baked, chemically preserved, poison-injected and finally stretched him into Thetan Flavored Taffy which was then NOT sold to unsuspecting children, but instead used by Willy Wonka himself to slingshot the world's largest Pop-Rock at an arm lever mechanism that was attached to...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2009, 11:47:39 PM »
....the largest rudimentary lathe ever constructed. ( Oh yes, many people were aroused at the sight of it).  This monstrosity of  machination was used to make.....


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2009, 12:21:24 AM »
... hippie shelters.  Hippie's smell horrific and are generally useless to society, but they cannot be allowed to become homeless (where they would be even more annoying) so they need shelters.  One particular hippie named Seth Rogen, who votes the Weed party and has not bathed in 4 years, approached the lathe.  Absolutley stoned out of his mind, but with a great appreciation of all things not made of air, Seth Rogen stumbled upon the ON switch and got his finger caught.  At first he thought it was funny, but as blood spat out of his hand, he realized this was not the ordinary trip he was on.  With all of his 300lbs and fully gathered mental facilities, Seth jabbed ....
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2009, 04:45:14 AM »
...and jabbed with all his might, but alas his force was spent, like all of his money on pot. Seth accepted not only the fact that his hand was gone, but that he also deserved what happened to him, being so obviously touchy about Sean Hannity jokes. Judd Apatow was attempting to affix Seths hook when suddenly...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2009, 08:22:38 PM »
he slipped and impaled himself on the hooks. After Judd Apatow's funeral, Congress passed a law forbidding further comedies from being produced. Will Ferrell was so upset that he began to cry. His tears started falling right on top of...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2009, 06:38:53 PM »
a huge metal bolt, which corroded instantly with the power of his tears.  The corrosion caused iron fillings to fall off the nut and bolt.  The fillings became magnetically attracted to an electromagnet nearby and propelled through the air, knocking a coconut off a tree, and causing it to roll down the hill.
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #67 on: April 18, 2009, 07:00:18 PM »
and tripping a would be banana smuggler who in her haste, forgot to get rid of all of the banana peels she had down her pants. This alerted the Jackass FBI fruit guy (who turned out to be VERY gay) and he grabbed as many as he could without actually touching a girl and threw them as far as he could down the terminal and then screamed (like a girl) "everyone get down!!"   causing a little old lady to slip, lose her walker down the stairs and..........


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2009, 07:07:52 PM »
as her walker fell down the stairs it managed to miss every single person, baby, costner, and connery as it bounced down the stone steps till it careened into a janitor pushing a cart, the janitor pushed the cart as he fell down watching the cart fly into....

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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #69 on: April 19, 2009, 10:26:50 AM »
...the waiting maw of Rosie O'Donnell.  Like a tiger shark, Rosie cares not what she eats, as long as her bottomless belly stops telling her to kill kittens and eat them.  Unfortunatley, the cart is not enough for Rosie, and she sets her insane sights on the FBI agent.  She inhales deeply and with the power to sonically knock out anything under 500 lbs.....
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #70 on: April 20, 2009, 12:31:21 PM »
she fails to knock out Michael Moore. Realizing he is now too fat to air his documentary about how much American's over eat, Michael instead begins working on a documentary about how much Americans neglect pie. When he walks into the nearest bakery to do some research, the baker mistakes him for Jorge Garcia and dives out through the plate glass window. This sends a thousand shards of glass flying through the air...