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ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« on: March 28, 2009, 02:34:07 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

"Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel."

This has probably been posted, but I couldn't find it and I think it's important info to get out.  His mug shot is great.
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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 02:37:43 PM »
I bet Billy Mays set him up.

NO ONE messes with Billy Mays.


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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 02:42:11 PM »
I wander how well shamwow works cleaning up blood?


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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 03:15:15 PM »
I bet Billy Mays set him up.

NO ONE messes with Billy Mays.

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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 03:59:36 PM »
I knew there was something shady about that guy. I just figured it was the huckster way in which he represented a product that wasn't really all that revolutionary.



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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 04:43:40 PM »
He's 44!?

No wonder that resembles Satan. He has working contract with him.

Billy Mays, on the other hand, only looks like the Wolf Man. So he's kind of half good and half evil.
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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 05:06:01 PM »
Oh I just now looked at his mug shot. He looks 44 plus 10 or so.
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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 05:07:46 PM »
I think in the mugshot he looks like a rough, methy G.W. Bailey.  Switcherrrr!




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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 08:05:43 PM »
I actually wanna know how well the slap chop works. Not on my nuts, necessarily. Just in general.

Lies.

Billy Mays was on Leno last night:

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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 08:25:55 PM »
It did let you see a nice advertisement for the new Paul Rudd/Jason Segel comedy, I Love You, Man. Out in theaters now.
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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2009, 08:38:21 PM »
You know, punching hookers never ends well......

Hey should have used the "gratey" on her


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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2009, 08:47:19 PM »
Man. What is this world coming to when you can't even look up to the ShamWow guy?
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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2009, 08:53:47 PM »
I wonder if she spoke Spanish.. :D :D

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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 09:13:50 PM »
I'm more interested that "RV" in Spanish is ...... "RV"


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Re: ShamWow Guy - The Boys in the Pen Will Love His Nuts
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2009, 09:15:16 PM »
I'm more interested that "RV" in Spanish is ...... "RV"
Yeah.. I have YET to see any RV's in Mexico :D