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Offline PlayMSTie

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Favorite lines
« on: March 22, 2009, 05:20:17 PM »
"Am I invited, or . . .?"

"What's she seeing up there, angels riding unicorns?"

"StuffWhitePeopleLike.com, the movie!"

"Whoo, steady, Mike!"

"The Greatest Hits of Miss Hathaway."

One missed riff opportunity: the sour look on Marge's face in the car. (Stu must be a really lousy kisser.)
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Offline torgosPizza

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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 09:11:14 PM »
Been a while since I've gotten to see one of these, what with work and all. Pretty hilarious.

(Shot of a baby in its stroller) "Hi! I'm an unwanted statistic!"

("It's the end of the line for you, Fred.") "He's gonna kill 'im?"

("We have an entire restaurant.") "And it's called White Castle."

"I really wanted a sandwich."


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 05:35:27 PM »
"Boat Anchor"

i managed to spit all over my monitor laughing at that line.
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