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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2009, 04:37:02 PM »
his huge red rubber nose fell off  and rolled down the hill and directly....


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2009, 06:04:39 PM »
...through a puddle of water and onto an exposed, live electrical wire, causing a short in...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2009, 06:22:44 PM »
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2009, 07:39:14 AM »
topple over the world's tallest game of Jenga. As the mountain of Jenga blocks fall...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2009, 02:41:12 PM »
...one of them nicks a sail on a large windmill, currently doing battle with Don Quixote, sending the entire contraption spinning really fast...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2009, 12:22:21 AM »
Which causes a huge westward gust of wind that blows...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2009, 05:23:07 AM »
out a candle, inspiring Elton John to compose a song that brings tears to the eyes of...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2009, 07:14:57 AM »
... a muscle-bound Austrian man who, shocked and appalled at his own emotional fragility, throws a stein of beer at...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2009, 08:51:20 AM »
George Bush who ducks under it, but in doing so accidentally steps on...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2009, 10:30:17 AM »
the paw of a small Manx cat which screeches, waking...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2009, 01:57:55 PM »
Joe Don Baker from his beer-induced coma. Joe then reaches for...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2009, 09:06:22 AM »
...a bottle of crystal head vodka, which was sitting precariously on the sill of his open, 5th story window, but he accidentally knocked over the potted cactus sitting next to it (pricking his hand badly in the process), which in turn...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2009, 09:10:16 AM »
lands spines first on the bald, gleaming pate of a mannequin that resembles a 1930s longshoreman, causing it to fall over as if heavily intoxicated, smashing the pot which the cactus is in, scattering the soil all over newly laundered...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2009, 06:59:16 PM »
.. thong underwear that Joe Don Baker is fond of.  His dark secret, prancing around in thongs like a filthy hooker, could be his undoing.  Joe Don picks up the now dirty thongs, and while crying, throws them in ...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2009, 09:10:31 PM »
an industrial incenerator.  Once burned, the thongs release 4 evil spectres that rise upward and fly through a series of turbines that activate...

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