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Offline Ayriana22

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2009, 08:21:51 PM »
Marry: Wolverine, and Hugh Jackman is awesome
Screw: Batman, because while he may be tasty Christian Bale has a little too much of a temper
Kill: Ironman, RDJ is meh and iron man is... okay


Marry: B. Kiddo. Because she's the one with a sense of humor.
Screw: O-Ren. It would definitely be intense, that's for sure.
Kill: Elle Driver. Because I would be doing the world a favor.

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Wolverine


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2009, 10:38:14 AM »

Tripe

RVR

Edward Cullen

I'll continue since Ayriana didn't quite understand the rules.

Here goes:

Marry: Tripe -- Don't get weirded out by this, my friend, but for the longest time I thought you were English -- I have no idea why. But because of this misconception I choose you to marry, because I'm a sucker for the English.  ;D

Screw: RVR -- He'd know some good games to play.  :-*

Kill: Edward Cullen -- And the rest of the Twilight universe, if I could.

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Joy


Whoopi
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2009, 03:18:03 PM »
YAh! Oh come on, this one is hard enough and you're saying Joy looks like Gary Busey?


Marriage- Whoopi. Easily the most tolerable of The View panel. She's motherly and cool. I just hope she doesn't mind too much when I cheat on her.

Teh sexxorz - Barbara. Come on! Who wouldn't want to do it just to have the story? I could be one of her famous somewhat off-topic, name-dropping anecdotes. Awesome. I would have to be really gentle though, I wouldn't want to break her hip.

Dies - Joy. Christ I want to kill her every time she makes one of her menopause jokes, which is often. Everytime the subject of sex comes up on the View she has to mention her complete frigidity in joke form, she assumes that everyone can relate. Can you believe that she has a whole team of writers that write those terrible jokes she's always making on the show? A team! I can't imagine the jokes that didn't make it to air. How lazy can you be? She calls herself a comedian? And she's always rushing the segment. What's the hurry Joy? As a TV host it's your job to sell whatever thing that the show has selected, not crap on it. And as boner killing as she is, somehow Sherri Shepherd is even less attractive.

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Rachel Ray



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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2011, 06:47:22 PM »

I really didn't want to click on SMK's website, so I decided to bump this up....the players are:

Romana I



Romana II



and

Amy Pond




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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2011, 06:52:52 PM »
Marry: Amy, could listen to her laugh for a long time
Screw: Romana II I know I'm in a minority on this one
Kill : Romana I if I had to choose one of them.

Though if were talking Tamm now it's much harder, she's pretty foxy in the Jonathan Creek episode she's in.


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2011, 07:13:04 PM »

Screw: Romana II I know I'm in a minority on this one

I cannot say I saw that coming!  Minority, indeed.  :)

Of those three:

Marry: Romana II (what a sweetheart and clever to boot...a time lady after my heart)
Screw: Romana I (it took a story in the KtT arc to see her sex appeal, and it's sure there)
Kill: Amy (Amy may be hot, but she isn't any time lady)

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2011, 11:47:30 PM »
Okay, here's another one for the ladies, specifically the trekkie ladies:

James T. Kirk:


Jean-Luc Picard:


Or Benjamin Sisko:


CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2011, 04:26:02 AM »

Screw: Romana II I know I'm in a minority on this one

I cannot say I saw that coming!  Minority, indeed.  :)
Just me and Dawkins I think ;)

Actually the story of how they met is adorable what with them having a conversation under the towering arch formed by Douglas Adams and John Cleese. :)


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2011, 05:36:11 AM »

Cleese was also involved w/ Lalla & Richard's first meeting? My understanding was Douglas introduced her to him, and the rest is history. Cleese being involved makes it otherworldly.

Lalla's so awesome, and Dawkins is a lucky guy. Tom Baker was lucky, too!

And I would answer dalty's Trek-themed players if I was versed in it. But wait, I guess I would screw Kirk. :P

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM »
Cleese was also involved w/ Lalla & Richard's first meeting? My understanding was Douglas introduced her to him, and the rest is history. Cleese being involved makes it otherworldly.
Well only in so far as, after introducing them Adams got involved in a convo with Cleese leaving the two much shorter people to talk amongst themselves. :)

Oh yes Tom Baker is a member of the "would shag Romana II" club too, ever read his autobiography, it's excellent.
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2011, 05:54:29 AM »

I wasn't aware Tom had an autobiography out and will definitely pick it up sometime this year. It's great, of all the things I've been wrong about in the past, Doctor Who was one of the biggies. I never knew what I was missing, and I've become a big-time fan within the past 12 months. Such an incredibly fun piece of work it is.

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2011, 06:02:48 AM »
And on the ST question I'll just add this to the discussion...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/4A6u_SkBTvc?fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/4A6u_SkBTvc?fs=1</a>

C'mon who'd not want to shag that?  ;)
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2011, 09:45:05 AM »
Marry - Jean Luc Picard.  He seems like he'd treat me nicely, he's also quite well off with that parcel of land in France that belonged to his brother.

Screw - Tough one, but I'd go with Sisko.  He takes "relations" more seriously than Kirk, who has a bad habit of letting his one-night stands die or disappear pretty soon after.

Kill - Kirk.  It's not like it would take anyway, the immortal bastard.



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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2011, 05:47:54 PM »
Marry - Jean Luc Picard.  He seems like he'd treat me nicely, he's also quite well off with that parcel of land in France that belonged to his brother.

Screw - Tough one, but I'd go with Sisko.  He takes "relations" more seriously than Kirk, who has a bad habit of letting his one-night stands die or disappear pretty soon after.

Kill - Kirk.  It's not like it would take anyway, the immortal bastard.



I was gonna give my opinions, but this is pretty much my opinion.


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2011, 05:54:56 PM »
Molotov Cocktease


Dr. Mrs. The Monarch


Sally Impossible


(I was thinking of including Trianna Orpheus, but that seemed wrong somehow)