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Marry, Screw or Kill?
« on: March 11, 2009, 10:30:00 AM »
Yes, it's a juvenile high school game, but I love these celebrity photo games and it's time that we had another one.

Here are the rules.

*The poster below me must choose who they would marry, who they would have a one-night stand with and who they would shove off of a cliff.
*A reason must be given for each decision.
*That poster must then suggest the next three choices.
*These choices can be hot celebrities, completely detested by society, or any theme that you can think of. Male or female, it's your choice.
*And for the love of God, no animals. This may seem like a no brainer but I've seen many a game take a very sinister turn.

Let's play!

Marry, screw or kill....

1. Isla Fisher


2. Amy Adams


3. Anne Hathaway


Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 10:35:55 AM »
Hm. 

Marry: Amy Adams *sigh*
Screw: Anne Hathaway
Kill: Isla Fisher

I figure that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are similar too each other, so screwing Isla would be a waste of good Hathaway.  :)

Suggestions!

Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton
Lindsay Lohan


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 10:38:06 AM »
So, I guess us girls will have to start our own version of this?   ;)


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 10:40:15 AM »
Marry: Lindsey Lohan-She'd make a great ex-wife

Screw: Paris Hilton-I can add her to my vast selection of celebrity porn.

Kill: Nikki Hilton-Just to hear her scream

(Okay, this was difficult seeing that I'm a female who enjoys men but I'm proud of myself for playing)


Next up:

1. Karl Malden
2. Annette Funicello
3. Rufus Wainwright
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 10:41:42 AM »
So, I guess us girls will have to start our own version of this?   ;)

Not necessarily. When it's your turn feel free to post whichever three men you choose. I just posted the ladies to get the guys started (since they're usually the ones to post first). It should be interesting to see who they choose when the choices are all men.

Think of it as a "gun to your head" sort of decision....unless, of course, that's the way you swing ;)

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1. Karl Malden
2. Annette Funicello
3. Rufus Wainwright
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 11:00:59 AM »
Well, now having seen a picture of Annette...

Marry: Rufus Wainwright.  I've seen interviews with him.  Seems like it'd be a fun marriage.  :)
Screw: Annette Funicello.
Kill: Karl Malden.  Sorry Karl, but your nose doesn't do anything for me.


David Tennant
Christopher Ecclestone
Tom Baker


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 11:12:00 AM »
Marry: Tom Baker. He seems like he would be a fun husband, and we would never run out of jelly babies in the house.
Screw: David Tennant. I saw him play Casanova, so.....
Kill: Sorry Christopher, but you do nothing for me.

Next up:

Hitler


Mussolini


Franco
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 11:17:12 AM »
Marry: Mussolini, because my grandmother would be so pleased for me to marry an Italian boy.
Screw: Franco, because of my slight case of folliculophilia.
Kill: Hitler.  'Cause he's Hitler.

Buster


Michael


GOB

(we're talking characters, not the actors)




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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 01:33:18 PM »


Let's play!

Marry, screw or kill....

1. Isla Fisher
2. Amy Adams
3. Anne Hathaway


Marry: Isla, she's hilarious, has a great laugh, charming, and looks super-cute in vintage t-shirts.
Give to basehart: Amy Adams, because I like basehart.
Give to Tripe: Anne Hathaway, because I like Tripe.

I had to come in and give the game an altruistic twist.  :)

Back to Court's triumvirate....Buster, Michael, and GOB....

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 01:47:14 PM »
Marry Michael cause he works very hard.
Screw GOB cause you know you shouldn't, and that makes it exciting.
Kill Buster and put that freak out of his misery.

B. Kiddo

Elle Driver

O-Ren Ishii


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 02:05:34 PM »
Marry: B. Kiddo. Because she's the one with a sense of humor.
Screw: O-Ren. It would definitely be intense, that's for sure.
Kill: Elle Driver. Because I would be doing the world a favor.

Next up: Superheroes!

Wolverine


Batman


Iron Man
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 02:11:52 PM »

Next up: Superheroes!

Wolverine

Batman

Iron Man


Marry Iron Man
Screw Wolverine
Kill Batman

Paul Giamatti


steve buscemi


Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2009, 02:14:17 PM »
Mmm.  Tough one.

I'd marry Paul Giamatti. 
I'd bone Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  The deeper the pushin'....
I'd kill Steve Buscemi.  He looks like the kinda guy that needs putting out of his misery anyways.


Next:

Oscar:



Creed:



Kevin:

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2009, 09:02:16 PM »
Marry: Oscar. Technically it would be a marriage of convenience, but he doesn't creep me out as much as the other two.
Screw: Creed. At least he would forget about it so he wouldn't tell anyone.
Kill: Kevin. No. Thank. You.

Next:

Dame Helen Mirren


Dame Julie Andrews


Dame Shirley Bassey
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2009, 09:05:58 PM »
Oh this one's easy - featuring two hotties always is :) --

I'd totally marry Julie Andrews.  That's one classy lady.
And I TOTALLY bone Helen Mirren.  She's been hot for 30 years.  She could even wear a Queen costume.
Foghorn Bassey can die.

Overly muscled-men round!

Arnold Schwarzengger:



Sylvester Stallone:



Lou Ferrigno:

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