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Offline RobtheBarbarian

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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2009, 11:48:18 PM »
Gotta say Invasion of the Neptune Men. That thing is pure weaponized horrible.


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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2009, 05:13:15 AM »
Gotta say Invasion of the Neptune Men. That thing is pure weaponized horrible.

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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2009, 05:16:34 AM »
Gotta say Invasion of the Neptune Men. That thing is pure weaponized horrible.

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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2009, 08:02:31 AM »
except for the short, I'd have to through Skydivers into this mix as well.   :gouge:
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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2009, 08:05:57 AM »
except for the short, I'd have to through Skydivers into this mix as well.   :gouge:

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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2009, 08:09:13 AM »
except for the short, I'd have to through Skydivers into this mix as well.   :gouge:

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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2009, 11:49:10 AM »
Red Zone: Cuba.  There's a reason why Mike and the 'Bots have to sing a happy, upbeat song at the end.  Not even riffing makes this movie tolerable.
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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2009, 01:36:37 PM »
Project: Moonbase - bad science, bad acting, cheap sets, written by someone with major issues with women and just life in general.....


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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2009, 05:58:55 PM »
Project: Moonbase - bad science, bad acting, cheap sets, written by someone with major issues with women and just life in general.....

I think most of the MST3K movies were written by people with major issues with women.
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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2009, 06:55:39 PM »
I still haven't seen all of these, but dear GOD Being from Another Planet (aka Time Walker) was horrific.  I loved Servo's rant at the end where he just kept insisting this was the worst movie they'd ever seen.

This was my first time seeing this one, thanks to DAP-DVD.

Looks like someone needs to soak in some of the groovy that is Ben Murphy.

I didn't get all the Ben Murphy references, I must admit.

Ben is just so late 70's, early 80's groovy.    He will always be "Riding with Death" to me, and since his is in "Being From Another Planet", I kept expect him to be showing us his truck hat.


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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2009, 07:06:34 PM »
Ohhh, he was in Riding with Death?

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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2009, 07:09:00 PM »
Just rewatching Giant Spider Invasion, and I notice that the doughy scientist guy is that same doughy guy from Wild World of Batwoman. 


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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2009, 07:27:45 AM »
For me it's the Creeping Terror.  I've never been able to make it through the whole movie, fall asleep every time...I'm not kidding.

I made the mistake of that being like the second episode i showed my girlfriend-  Yeah- note to self work your significant others slowly into the show starting with tolerable episodes.  I did however enjoy the usage of the word hootenanny in that episode.


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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2009, 03:25:16 PM »
The Creeping Terror. Had the stupidest and ugliest looking monster EVER!  :angry:

Nothing happened in The Starfighters. It was Top Gun with no action at all.

And The She Creature was as fun as watching paint dry.


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Re: The Worst MST3K Movie Ever
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2009, 09:39:54 PM »
Actually, Top  Gun and The Starfighters had exactly the same amount of action. Top Gun was just better at fostering the illusion of action.
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