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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2009, 06:58:03 AM »
I'll say Kanye West. Not a band, of course, but who cares. He's so full of himself, I'm sure he'd come up with an amazing way to get off the island. I just want to see the look on his face when he finds out he can't fly or teleport off the island.

I'm of the belief that Kanye West is not merely an arrogant egomaniac.  Rather, he is one of the greatest comic geniuses of our time (possibly without his own knowledge).  His blog gives me endless laughter.  

My vote goes to these cheesedicks, because I thought they were a one-hit wonder, but for some reason they have a new hit song every two years or so, just when I'd blissfully forgotten about them completely:





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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2009, 07:13:31 AM »
I pick the band who played at my high school "Grad Nite"



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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2009, 07:16:57 AM »
Yeah, Nickleback.....assclowns.

you're just jealous their music has that "hit quality"
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2009, 07:25:58 AM »
The Sex Pistols.  I don't care how good they're meant to be - they inspired all of the shitty pop-punk that has come along in the past 10 years. 


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2009, 07:29:12 AM »
Garth Brooks, for making country popular again.


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2009, 09:56:19 AM »
Limp Bizkit.



Wait, nevermind. Nobody gives a shit about them anymore. I wouldn't maroon them on a deserted island because of all the unwanted publicity it would generate.

How 'bout them instead:



Staind. Big bald head and company can whine and cry far away from civilization for their own good.


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2009, 02:32:30 PM »
Gwen Fuckin-Stefani


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2009, 02:36:02 PM »
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2009, 06:20:29 PM »
I would say every no-talent high school student who took a good band name on Myspace and then did nothing with it, but they'd still have those accounts even if they were on an island. In fact I'm not sure they're not on an island. But maybe if the island made them go back in time and never create those accounts. In which case I would add everyone who has ever taken a good username and not used it for anything. And also Oprah.


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2009, 06:30:34 PM »
Oprah's in a band now.  Wow, is there nothing she can't master?
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2009, 06:34:12 PM »
Oprah's in a band now.  Wow, is there nothing she can't master?
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2009, 06:35:10 PM »
Oprah's in a band now.  Wow, is there nothing she can't master?
Weight control.

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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2009, 06:40:02 PM »
wah wah wah waaaaaaah.