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G I Joe: The Movie
« on: January 30, 2009, 11:05:07 PM »
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Please, let us rant. I think major suckage, thoughts?


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 06:58:51 AM »
As long as Roadblock is offering body massages, I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 07:33:59 AM »


It's got Marlon Wayans as Ripcord  :-\

Oh and talk about threatening  ::) Cobra Commander is played by none other than Joseph Gordon-Levitt (a.k.a Tommy Solomon from 3rd Rock From the Sun)  :scared:


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 07:51:14 AM »
Oh and talk about threatening  ::) Cobra Commander is played by none other than Joseph Gordon-Levitt (a.k.a Tommy Solomon from 3rd Rock From the Sun)  :scared:

He's a surprisingly good actor, he might be OK and after all he is playing Cobra Commander :)


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 08:45:09 AM »
They have a bunch of character posters, and because EVERYONE is in black bodysuits, the only ones I can even tell apart are snake-eyes and stormshadow.

So they decided to wreck G.I.Joe the exact same way the wrecked Transformers,they are making everyone look the same.  I have a feeling that I should avoid this one if I don't want to get motion sickness.


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 08:49:42 AM »
This is kinda like that Street Fighter movie they got coming: They're taking franchises defined primarily by their weird costumes, and removing said costumes, leaving movies with no justifications for their exsistences.


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 09:02:50 AM »
Sounds like the new Street Fighter movies is going to be worse then the old one.
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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2009, 09:04:57 AM »
This is kinda like that Street Fighter movie they got coming: They're taking franchises defined primarily by their weird costumes, and removing said costumes, leaving movies with no justifications for their exsistences.
Sounds like the old Street Fighter movies is going to be worse then the old one.

I love The Street Fighter just not the one with Van Damme

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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2009, 09:10:00 AM »
also Sienna Miller is in it. Ick.


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 09:47:58 AM »
The costumes aren't what's going to ruin this movie.  It's the fact that they took one of the identifying characteristics of G.I. Joe, threw it out, and took a dump on it.  Namely, instead of being a special force of the US military, G.I. Joe is now an international task force.  That's right, G.I. Joe is no longer a real American Hero.(TM)  Why?  Because they think it will make more money overseas if it's not about the American military.
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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 09:50:13 AM »
One of these days I think Hollywood is going to declare it's self it's own country because they think just the fact Hollywood is in America is costing them money.


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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 11:05:25 AM »
Personally, I'd think the fact that the very idea of a live-action adaptation of G.I. Joe is pants-crappingly retarded would have more to do with it.
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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2009, 11:18:53 AM »
Personally, I'd think the fact that the very idea of a live-action adaptation of G.I. Joe is pants-crappingly retarded would have more to do with it.

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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2009, 11:49:34 AM »
No, I definitely think the costumes will help to ruin this movie.

If they got everything else right, I wouldn't care if everyone wore pink tutus as their costume.
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Re: G I Joe: The Movie
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 05:50:26 PM »
I am going to go with large ammounts of suckitude for this movie.  Snake Eyes looks cool though.  Haven't seen Stormshadow yet.

[So they decided to wreck G.I.Joe the exact same way the wrecked Transformers,they are making everyone look the same.  I have a feeling that I should avoid this one if I don't want to get motion sickness.

Beast Wars ruined Transformers long before the 2007 movie.  The Japanese did more to ruin the Transformers line than Micheal Bay.

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