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Offline Thom_Serveaux

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2007, 10:23:12 AM »
This is a story about Al. As a retired politician, he's tried his best to stay active. He had thought to return to one of his first loves, protecting the environment.  He even helped to direct and star in a documentary to warn the public of his findings.  But Al has a problem.  He's decidedly dull, as stiff, boring and wooden as any tree in the forest.  Still, with a desire as unmovable as said trees, he struggles with the means to produce yet another film to hopefully alert people to the dangers we all will face.  This is a story that follows him in his attempts to secure financial backing for his next environmental opus. Come and marvel at just how far one man will go, and to what bizarre links he will go to accomplish his goals.  Be astonished as he becomes aware of a voice apparently narrating his every move, as well as perplexed  to witness his coming to the conclusion that it is in fact the spirit of the mother earth herself, Gaea, trying to communicate with him, rather that the musings of a film school student working on his class project....

An Inconvenient Truth Stranger Than Fiction


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2007, 07:28:04 PM »
Two lovers are forbidden to marry, but that won't stop our Lycanthrope heroine from baking the awesomest cake in the history of Werewolf Confections in the Horror Drama:

Like Water for Blood and Chocolate


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2007, 08:06:47 PM »
During the American Civil War, a southern gentleman has a tempestuous affair with a southern belle as they play folk music in:

Gone with the Mighty Wind


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2007, 06:48:07 PM »
When guys have trouble with women, they go to one man: Alex "Hitch" Hitchens.  But even Hitch has trouble coping when his home planet is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.  Now he must find an ancient and mysterious computer to discover the true meaning of life and win the affections of his true love.  Will Smith stars in

The "Hitch" Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2007, 01:20:21 PM »
England in the Second World War. A small boy is evacuated from London and put in the care of a rural widower. The man tries to use the boy as a means of getting money to pay for an organ transplant for his sister, but a series of terrible events leads he, the boy and the boy's father to their deaths in...

Sympathy for Mister Tom
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2007, 01:42:31 PM »
Bill Murray and Kenneth Branaugh star in this re-imagined Shakespeare-ian comedy about a man whose complete disinterest in trivial knowledge often costs his best friend victory during pub quiz games in:

The Man Who Knew Too Little About Nothing
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2007, 01:45:31 PM »
This might be a real porno movie.... Shaving Ryan's Privates or Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2007, 01:52:57 PM »
Yeah they both appear to be.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2007, 02:01:19 PM »
I knew I heard it somewhere...
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2007, 08:23:27 PM »
Left behind when the rest of his family forgets to bring him on vacation, a twelve-year-old boy (Sean Hayes) single-handedly defends his home from two bumbling burglars (Harvey Fierstein and Nathan Lane) in the hilarious Homo Alone.
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2007, 09:42:40 AM »
The Backstreet Boys rise again to the heights of there popularity by being seemingly everywhere at once.  Times are good until one man discovers that it's all part of a secret government cloning experiment.  The Sixth Gay. 


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2007, 11:51:36 AM »
A German sailor aboard a U-boat decides that fighting the Battle of the Atlantic isn't for him and devises a plan to leave the boat and hitch a ride  to Branson, Missouri. Along the way out he meets a female waitress stow away who wants to pursue a dancing carreer in Branson and a roaming draft dodger Kritter. Watch them as they get deeper and deeper into trouble paddling a boat across the untamed Atlantic sea in Girl in Das Gold Boot
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2007, 12:05:27 PM »
John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, and Michael Palin star in this period farce based on the novel by James Herriot about a business manager for a shady media mogul who buys a small veterinary clinic in a rural Yorkshire community just before the second world war.  His task: to make it profitable by only treating exciting, dangerous animals.  Will he succeed in his plan and win the love of a sexy female executive?  Find out in:

Fierce Creatures Great And Small
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2007, 06:37:59 PM »
A German sailor aboard a U-boat decides that fighting the Battle of the Atlantic isn't for him and devises a plan to leave the boat and hitch a ride  to Branson, Missouri. Along the way out he meets a female waitress stow away who wants to pursue a dancing carreer in Branson and a roaming draft dodger Kritter. Watch them as they get deeper and deeper into trouble paddling a boat across the untamed Atlantic sea in Girl in Das Gold Boot

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2007, 05:21:14 AM »
Patrick Swayze plays a world-famous bouncer hired by a small Missouri town to calm down the rowdy, disease-ridden patrons of a local bar, all of whom hunger for human flesh.  Determined to stop him at all costs is a prominent local crime lord who, in addition to his highly illegal duties as the de facto ruler of town, also enjoys taking local girls out for a ride in his death-proof monster truck.  Along the way, Swayze will meet a strikingly beautiful doctor (and amputee), who has entirely too many brains to have a machine-gun leg like that.

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