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Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
« on: December 16, 2006, 04:41:53 PM »
Okay, here's how the game is played, you come up with a humorous parody of a movie title.  You post it.  We laugh.  Lather, rinse, and repeat.

I'll start with this one I came up with this afternoon.

The classic blaxploitation spy epic

James Brown

IN

From Russia With Funk
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2006, 06:14:02 PM »
   DAAAY-O!  DA-A-A-O!    Harry Belafonte stars in Apocalypso!!
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2006, 07:39:57 PM »
Samuel L. Jackson is Captain Charles "Chocolate" Bucket who leads a small Army strike team deep into North Vietnam to sabotage a Viet Cong cloning operation in Chocolate And The Charlie Factory.
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2006, 02:59:56 PM »
Anthony Hopkins plays a stuffy butler in the 1930's who's in love with his master Gort in...

Remains of the day the Earth stood still.
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 03:21:47 PM »
Richard Gere plays an accountant bored with his humdrum life, and so decides to go and live with the Native Americans in...

Shall We Dances with Wolves?

Lee Marvin has 70,000 dollars stolen from him by a bunch of nefarious surfer types in...

Point Blank Break.

Will Farrell gets tangled up with dastardly gangster types when he steal a valuable briefcase in...

Stranger than Pulp Fiction.





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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 03:33:20 PM »
Chocolate And The Charlie Factory.

...I about died laughing!
Except for Sam Jackson, this could very well have been made at some point in the '70s!

After being fataly wounded during a diamond heist, a criminal repents his evil ways in...
All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2006, 03:59:45 PM »
A regular guy finds himself thrown into an assasination plot in...

Shaun of the Jackel

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2006, 04:38:24 PM »
Al Gore and Johnny Knoxville combine their talents for...

An Inconvenient Jackass Too


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2006, 05:15:29 PM »
  Guy Ritchie directs & Steve Martin stars, but they still need the female lead for "Snatch and the Jerk"


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2006, 06:32:45 PM »
charlie,lucy, and the gang have to fight off flesh eating ghouls in

It's The Night Of The Living Dead, Charlie Brown

or

It's a Charlie Brown Dawn of the Dead


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2006, 07:46:34 AM »
The Beatles try to defect to the United States with a rabid Russian navy on their tail in...

The Hunt for Yellow Submarine.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2006, 08:32:24 AM »
An annoying 80s alien pops up in an adult drama, with far-reaching consequences.

Mac and Me and You and Everyone We Know


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2006, 11:35:39 AM »
How about this one?  Michael J. Fox stars as Marty McFly, an ordinary teenager with a wacky scientist friend played by Christopher Lloyd, who must team up to defeat time traveling cyborgs and their pet dinosaurs in

Back To The Future War
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

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-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2006, 02:37:09 AM »
A small Western town feels depressed so they take a trip to a tropical island where they meet a bunch of handsome young men in...

How the West got it's groove back.
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2006, 04:45:43 AM »
A little girl discovers dreams do come true if you really believe. After meeting a special department store Santa who's convinced he's the real thing, Susan is given the most precious gift of all - a fistful of knifey death!

A Nightmare on 34th Street.

An evil videotape must be taken back to cabin where it was recorded, in...

Lord of the Ringu
« Last Edit: December 20, 2006, 05:01:24 AM by PsypherPunk »