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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2009, 09:55:36 PM »
As long as you have your silver spork and going places music cd with you.... you'll be just fine.
BUT, you can only play it when you are actually going places. The moment you stop, you must turn it off.



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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2009, 01:39:36 PM »
Just finished watching this.

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That was HILARIOUS. 

I dont know how you can possibly make a shitty movie when you have Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein's Monster (and Frankenstein), Dr, Jekyll, a good looking charasmatic leading man, a good looking charasmatic leading lady, the vatican having special ops...... BUT MAN DID THEY.

The horrible Euro overacting vampires gave me a headache.   And all the CGI silliness, the flying around viloating all laws of pysics........

The Riff was very funny, full of good off the wall quips (e.g. "the oil painting paparatzi") and  you gave me a reason to watch my DVD again.

Sooooo highly recommended.


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2009, 01:56:45 PM »
I'm so very glad you enjoyed it!  ;D


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2009, 05:15:56 AM »
...a good looking charismatic leading man, a good looking charismatic leading lady...

But neither of them can "movie run" to save their lives.


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2009, 05:49:58 AM »
...a good looking charismatic leading man, a good looking charismatic leading lady...

But neither of them can "movie run" to save their lives.

"Eh, just throw some more CGI in there, no one will notice"  - Director


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2009, 06:00:29 AM »
...a good looking charismatic leading man, a good looking charismatic leading lady...

But neither of them can "movie run" to save their lives.

"Eh, just throw some more CGI in there, no one will notice"  - Director

Good ol' Stephen "We'll fix it in post" Sommers.


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2009, 11:41:26 AM »
Van Helsing did manage to have a few good action moments, I have to admit. And any movie with Kate Beckinsale isn't a complete disaster.  ;)


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #67 on: February 24, 2009, 07:11:51 AM »
Van Helsing did manage to have a few good action moments, I have to admit. And any movie with Kate Beckinsale isn't a complete disaster.  ;)

Indeed. This Quiptrack really did make the movie a lot of fun. I had no reason or intention of watching the movie before the track came out, but now I've watched it probably six times. The more I watch it, the less annoying Carl gets, and the performance by Frankensteins Monster gets better and better. Oh and Mr. Hyde looks SOOOOO real!!!


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #68 on: February 24, 2009, 07:24:33 AM »
And if you watch it ENOUGH times, Carl dies in the end instead of Anna!


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2009, 01:02:13 PM »
Wow, and if you thought the smell of burnt Anna was hard to get out of your clothes...


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2009, 01:15:32 PM »
Finally finished the Van Helsing cover......... a little late to the ballgame, that is for sure.

http://pslowner.smugmug.com/gallery/2505605_puaSW#526424175_nfe8M



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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2009, 02:18:34 PM »
Better late than never  ;) I appreciate the gratuitous cleavage on the back


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2009, 02:25:24 PM »
Better late than never  ;) I appreciate the gratuitous needed cleavage on the back

Fixed it for you.


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Re: QuipTracks: Van Helsing - RELEASED
« Reply #73 on: May 02, 2009, 03:01:22 PM »
Great job bob. Can't go wrong with cleavage.