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Know for Sure - now available!
« on: November 21, 2008, 11:24:17 AM »


You think you don't have syphilis, but how do really know? Has anyone you trust told you you don't have it? Have you been in contact with anyone from a big city in, say, the last year? Then you almost certainly have it! Talk to your doctor immediately, or at the very least, a silver-haired white guy with an authoritative voice. He will put your shame under a microscope and make you look at it and if that doesn't change your ways, than I don't know what!

Or you can just watch RiffTrax latest hilarious short subject Know For Sure.

http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/know-sure

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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 11:52:07 AM »
What The.. :o

Youz guys are WORK-A-HOLICS!! :clap: :clap: :clap:


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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 01:16:07 PM »
Oh, this is gonna be good.
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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 01:44:37 PM »
Excellent!  :clap:

13 minutes of riffing goodness!

I have CT5, Dragnet ep18, this short and Alchol is Dynamite to watch over the weekend!

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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2008, 02:53:34 PM »
Now THAT was hilarious!

"I've found your penis"   :D

Did I hear the doctor correctly..... he was telling everyone to come in every week for a YEAR?!?! for their shots.

I WAS going to go out and have unprotected sex tonight, but this short set me straight.


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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 03:12:11 PM »
I WAS going to go out and have unprotected sex tonight, but this short set me straight.

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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2008, 04:42:42 PM »
Wonderful.

Its nice to travel back to a time when stereotypes and syphilis could be enjoyed by all.

Now I can't get the "Shaddup you face" song out of my head.

"Wassamatta you, eh? You gotta crabs and da clap!  Your baby was born-a dead, hey!"

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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2008, 11:40:13 AM »
Wow, the short was kind of a downer (and what's with so many scenes of people getting shots?) but the riffing was hilarious.


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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2008, 01:08:26 PM »
Ah, the only movie I've ever seen that bothers to show the darker side of a racial stereotype comic relief character's life.

The match of ridiculous material and merciless riffing might have just made this my favorite short so far.
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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 12:29:53 PM »
(and what's with so many scenes of people getting shots?)

Those made me cringe.  I can watch myself get jabbed but not other people.  Guess the film was try to make a point.  (Sorry for the pun.)
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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 01:39:37 PM »
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 03:15:49 PM »
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!

If you liked this one, wait until they release the Requiem For A Dream Riff!!!
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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2008, 12:05:20 AM »
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!

Yea, the dead baby and the closeups of people getting shots kinda put a damper on the humor.

And that one closeup showed a big air bubble in the syringe, that really freaked me out, I guess death is one way to cure syphilis, really surprised the guys didn't comment on it.


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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2008, 05:32:51 AM »
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
not dead babies.. ONE dead.. and it was a Bambino...




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Re: Know for Sure - now available!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2008, 05:40:44 AM »
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
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