Actual Dialogue that gets you every time

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Just watched RIDING WITH DEATH.....

"Go get 'em Sam! Give it the old college try!"
"You're as elisive as Robert Denby!"
Everytime the boss says "no no no no no no no no"
"This can't be? You're DEAD?"

[Johnny Unusual]

OPTICAL ILLUSION!

[CHF01]

815 Agent for HARM

Mike - "You know this movie has been used to induce vomiting."

[Johnny Unusual]

Uh, we're going for actual dialogue... within the film itself, not from the riffers.

[Bob]

Uh, we're going for actual dialogue... within the film itself, not from the riffers.

In that case, from Agent for HARM....... "meet you on the judo range".

[CHF01]

Uh, we're going for actual dialogue... within the film itself, not from the riffers.

In that case, from Agent for HARM....... "meet you on the judo range".

"Jim, I'm packed" 

[dignan]

The Incredible Melting Man: 

"I'm Dr. Ted Nelson!"
BLAM!

I laugh every time.

[Rattrap007]

From Melting Man:
"I'm Dr. Ted Nelson!!" *BLAM*

The Saltine conversation


Giant Spider Invasion
"Your so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from rice krispies.."


Unearthly:
"Time for go to bed.."


It Conqured the World
"He Learned almost to late that man was a feeling creature.."

[Johnny Unusual]

From Parts: The Clonus Horror

Peter Graves: There are other things, there is the good of the people!
Other guy: THE GUD OF THE PEOPLE WHAT THE--
Servo: DA GUD, DA GUD OF DAH PEEPOL DA GUD DA GUD OF DAH PEEPOL!!!

(This puts me in stitches)

From Werewolf

Servo: Hey mighty Brontosaurus, don't you have a message for us?

Also from Werewolf

Man in the yellow hat: Not now Yuri, I've got a man hurt over here!
(cut to same guy rising up off the ground)
Crow: Me too!

Again, this is dialogue from the movie itself, not from our riffers.

[Russell]

From Parts: The Clonus Horror

Peter Graves: There are other things, there is the good of the people!
Other guy: THE GUD OF THE PEOPLE WHAT THE--
Servo: DA GUD, DA GUD OF DAH PEEPOL DA GUD DA GUD OF DAH PEEPOL!!!

(This puts me in stitches)

From Werewolf

Servo: Hey mighty Brontosaurus, don't you have a message for us?

Also from Werewolf

Man in the yellow hat: Not now Yuri, I've got a man hurt over here!
(cut to same guy rising up off the ground)
Crow: Me too!

Again, this is dialogue from the movie itself, not from our riffers.

My sincerest apologies your highness. I think you should cut off my head with razor wire for such a horrible mistake.

[Johnny Unusual]

From Parts: The Clonus Horror

Peter Graves: There are other things, there is the good of the people!
Other guy: THE GUD OF THE PEOPLE WHAT THE--
Servo: DA GUD, DA GUD OF DAH PEEPOL DA GUD DA GUD OF DAH PEEPOL!!!

(This puts me in stitches)

From Werewolf

Servo: Hey mighty Brontosaurus, don't you have a message for us?

Also from Werewolf

Man in the yellow hat: Not now Yuri, I've got a man hurt over here!
(cut to same guy rising up off the ground)
Crow: Me too!

Again, this is dialogue from the movie itself, not from our riffers.

My sincerest apologies your highness. I think you should cut off my head with razor wire for such a horrible mistake.

Well, see that's what I've been saying.  Nobody likes my ideas.

[Bus Taker]

From Teenage Strangler: "He didn't take no bike, I did it!!!"

[Rattrap007]

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