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Funny Lines X's 2
« on: November 14, 2008, 08:17:41 PM »
"I Like Turtles!" :D





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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 01:51:52 AM »
I spilled coffee in my lap!
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 07:52:40 AM »
The camo guy with the "I Like turtles." line.

Also Magneto? Cerebro?




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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2008, 02:00:53 PM »
Swampcat
Eskimo
Thundernose
The Jumping Bean
The Human couch
Semicolon
Fingertoes
razorclams
Invizorlips
...Something... Boy
SEX man
Chocolate Rain

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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 07:45:26 AM »
("I'm in" "She's good" "You have no idea")  Wow!  A screenplay cliche hat trick!


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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 12:37:29 AM »
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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 09:03:40 AM »
The bit at the beginning about the pronunciation of "X-Men" and "X-2." (If they just could have found a way to work in a "Z'Dar" joke, it would have been perfect!)

"Diarrhea is like having a man in your head."
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 08:29:22 PM »
"You've gone bald, Dave."

I always enjoy a good 2001 riff, which is odd, as I didn't even like the movie.
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »
"It's a series of tubes!"


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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 09:30:24 PM »
"I like turtles" was the only joke I laughed at out loud, but MAN did I laugh...


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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 01:49:50 PM »
"Ah, it's a beef activated door."  :D
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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 09:09:56 PM »
That line when the SWAT shot "Remote"
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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 06:52:52 PM »
I liked-

the bit about the nude computing in Firewall.
Nightcrawler's request for a mystique impression.
Jesus- "oh no leave me outta this" 


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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 09:53:30 AM »
Personal Faves are:

Kevin explaining " wolverines do not have hair fins or sideburns like Martin Van Buren!"


K: wolverines do not have hair fins or sideburns like martin van burin

Nightcrawler asking Mystique to do impressions

Mike noting that " Dams in movies fail more than X Boxes"  (I am on my 3rd 360, but as long as I don't have to pay to fix it i'll still love it)


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Re: Funny Lines X's 2
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 12:46:46 AM »
Like the first X-riff, I didn't think this one was as good as the likes of The Matrix 1&2, Bourne Identity, terminator 3, etc.   Not enough esoteric hilarity, etc.  However, some of the best riffs weren't gags on the film as much as on the riffers.  Kevin's e-mail to Bill was funny.  My favorite of those though was when Magneto  said "You should have killed me when you had the chance!"  and Bill says "Ahh, sounds like your average Christmas at the Corbett house" 

The hardest laugh I had though was the "I like turtles" line. In a previous riff, they tried to reference the turtle kid, but it fell flat because it didn't have anything to do with the movie.  When that soldier pulled off the mask and had the same darkened eyes and everything, my brother doubled over with laughter and I couldn't stop laughing until I had to wipe tears from my eyes.  Good job guys.

They did miss a golden opportunity with their cerebro  bit, when the kids escaped and they riffed "Everybody down to the wine cellar" they should have followed it up with a reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado"

Fortunato!
Cerebro!
Amontillado!

And they probably should have had one "Zippo" riff for pyro.