If it has to be someone who I'm in love with as they are right this moment:


Oh, Hugh, how I have adored you since I saw you in that cheesy chick flick Kate and Leopold. Imagine how my love turned to unbridled adoration when I learned you could sing and dance when I saw you in Oklahoma as the greatest Curly ever. So you can understand why I wish I could stalk you once you took your shirt off in X-Men.

*pant, pant*
Please, Hugh, come to the prom with me and I can listen to you speak in your gorgeous accent, then you can sing to me and we can dance in front of the others and show them what dancing is supposed to be!