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Offline Johnny Unusual

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #270 on: September 29, 2008, 12:00:49 PM »
Your not a democrat anymore.  Why would you vote Mondale.  Oh, wait, you mean vote against.  It's all very confusing.  Anyway, I say your times up old man.  You just gave me every reason to smear you out of office.  The hippies are gonna take over and we're gonna have a big old love in in front of the White House.  No squares allowed.


Offline mike5150

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #271 on: September 29, 2008, 03:51:46 PM »
I was bored to death by one of Al Gore's presentations.  I vote for him as payback.  I want those three hours of my life back and also we were promised cookies but there were no cookies to be had!!

Mike5150 (Al Gore)
INGRATES!! I've done everything I could for you people! I've told you what you could eat, what you could wear, shop for, how to heat and cool your house, what you could drive and for how far!! Between that and my wife telling you what you could listen to, all you people had to do was remember to breathe!! And as far as my presentation being boring? Everyone knows your sposed to enjoy a little 'Mother Nature' before listening to Father Nature (and you call yourself a damn dirty hippy). I got 4 words for you....NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BITCHES!!! Sittin right next to my academy award you losers!! I'LL BE BACK...OH OH OH OH... HERES 2 MORE WORDS FOR YA....FLORIDA RECOUNT!!! oh, and I vote for Strom Thurmond.

P.S. If I am not killed, please tune into David Letterman where this rant will be explained in a perfectly believable way. (probably Exhaustion )  ::)


Offline Nick

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #272 on: September 29, 2008, 04:32:55 PM »
Walter Mondale has bigger concerns than being bored by Al Gore's presentation.

*Live from Minnesota, it's Sean Hannity!

Leaked today was irrefutable evidence that Walter Mondale was working with radical Scientist groups. Video evidence was shown, on it Mr. Mondale was making disparaging comments about former Candidate President Max, and was seen sending some of the death threats! The vengeful rabbit and his campaign adviser Sam confronted Mondale, which led to a fatal gun battle, where Mr. Mondale was fatally wounded. Max, and his canine friend, have been taken to a mental institution. Unbelievable developments ladies and gentlemen, who knows where this crazy race will take us next?

( a pretty girl is like has been outed by a pundit!. He was a Scientist.)
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Offline whthat

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #273 on: September 29, 2008, 04:35:41 PM »
voting for therul.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #274 on: September 29, 2008, 04:46:15 PM »
( a pretty girl is like has been outed by a pundit!. He was a Scientist.)

Oh good, I never liked that jerk anyway.  :clap:
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #275 on: September 29, 2008, 06:12:58 PM »
I guess I'm going to vote for Mr. Thurmond.  My husband says he has "sticky fingers" with all the interns around Congress, but never once has he had slapped my buttocks.

Come to think of it, neither has Bill. I've gotta go soak my canckles and think on this.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #276 on: September 29, 2008, 06:56:39 PM »
Gah!  I was so close to winning it all!  So very close.

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #277 on: September 29, 2008, 08:18:25 PM »
i vote for hillary


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #278 on: September 29, 2008, 08:20:31 PM »
voting for therul.
Care to explain oh Patch Adams Doppleganger?  Are you in on area 51 too?  Why was everyone in on it but me?
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #279 on: September 29, 2008, 10:02:48 PM »
voting for therul.
Care to explain oh Patch Adams Doppleganger?  Are you in on area 51 too?  Why was everyone in on it but me?

Honestly yours and apgil's early votes for the same person seemed suspicious to me and then having her confirmed made me more so.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #280 on: September 29, 2008, 11:53:30 PM »
Er, Al Gore.   He's the leading vote candiadte this round who didn't vote for a confirmed mafia member with his vote.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #281 on: September 30, 2008, 08:06:47 AM »
My sundial is telling me I still have time to vote

So I  vote Al Gore


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #282 on: September 30, 2008, 08:22:19 AM »
I also vote for Al Gore....... the other day he threw a net on me and kept calling me "Manbearpig"
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #283 on: September 30, 2008, 08:31:39 AM »
I vote for Gore. Again.

Southern man don't need him around anyhow.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #284 on: September 30, 2008, 11:44:14 AM »
* Reporting live from New York City, its Sean Hannity!

It's official folks, Al Gore has been voted out of the race for the Presidency. He had recently become very active in politics, ranging from fighting ManBearPig, to crusading against Mother Nature. His scientific presentations led people to believe he was in cahoots with the same group that has been dirupting this election. He came out today and revealed that he had no ties to those groups, but he would still campaign against Global Warming. Of course, regular Fox News listners know that Global Warming is just a farce created by liberals to scare people into voting for them. You should stick to real threats Al, like ManBearPig, instead of fantasies.

(mike 5150 has been voted out. He was a delegate.)

Update

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

 Jacob - 2
Rob - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
whthat - 1
Tank - 1
wurwolf - 3
Johnny Unusual - 3

Mafia you have 24 hours to send in the hits.
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!