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Offline wurwolf

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #315 on: October 03, 2008, 12:38:43 PM »
( Jacob T. Caboose has been smeared by the Commies and the Scientists. He was a delegate.)

Ah, Jacob.... we both go down together, my friend.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #316 on: October 03, 2008, 04:19:15 PM »

eh? who are you?............ why does my chest hurt?
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #317 on: October 03, 2008, 04:20:18 PM »
Ok now is the time to unite this great nation, I call apon my fellow citizens to vote, but don't forget to register to vote. And not for me.

I vote RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis) who i can't find a post from within the few last pages, either this is very suspicious and a communist or he is the source of that dead cat funk coming from that locked closet door.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #318 on: October 03, 2008, 04:31:15 PM »
Say what now? I posted on the last page. All I want is to be left alone with my mint juleps and collared greens, boy! Might I point out that the fellow with the unfortunate name disappeared the round after you voted for him?

You, John Adams, get my vote.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #319 on: October 03, 2008, 06:59:10 PM »
We have a Doppleganger in our presence, If we are going to be a nation united then you can't have two occupations
You must decide between being a Rebel or being a Barbarian.
My vote stands.  Good day Sir


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #320 on: October 03, 2008, 10:49:33 PM »
i vote the first teen president (johnny unusual) for making all of us presidents look bad


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #321 on: October 04, 2008, 08:06:46 AM »
Oh look. I'm voting.

Rob.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #322 on: October 04, 2008, 09:38:44 AM »
I'm voting Rob because I don't want to die and I don't want to risk him voting for me as a last minute save.  I mean, that's what saved me all this time, though it prevented me from defeating Thurmond for the longest time.  He just wouldn't die.  It's like his hatred kept him alive.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #323 on: October 04, 2008, 10:15:42 AM »
*Live from New York City it's Sean Hannity!

Jefferson Davis, the former President of the CSA, has been arrested on charges of murder and conspiracy to commit murder. Why you ask? Voters where very suspicious of him given the fact he and Strom Thurmond were very close friends ( and shared many views.) Police executed a search warrant against Mr. Davis, where they found bombs, guns, Communist flag spears, and plans to commit even more crimes. I would just like to take this moment on congratulating all the remaining delegates. You've helped keep America safe from the threat of Communism! For that, we all salute you.

We mustn't get too complacent, for this is still one scientist among you.

( RobtheRebel has been voted out. He was a Communist.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs) (Smeared by the Communists. He was a Delegate.)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12: Tank (Rudy Giuliani) (Smeared by the Scientists. He was a Pundit.)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel) ( Smeared by both the Commies and the Scientists Round 7. He was a delegate.)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore) ( Smeared by both Commies and Scientists Round 6. He was a Delegate.)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton) (Voted out Round 6. She was a Delegate.)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond) (Voted out Round 7. She was a Communist.)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis) ( Voted out Round 7. He was a Communist.)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
Johnny Unusual - 5

Remaining Scientist, you have 24 hours to send in your hit.

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #324 on: October 04, 2008, 11:44:45 AM »
Screw you guys, I'm gonna go start my own country.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #325 on: October 04, 2008, 01:02:41 PM »
*Breaking News on Decision 2008!

Well we have another victim on the campaign trail. Benjamin Harrison, grandson of William Henry Harrison, can no longer continue his campaign. He was at his home in Indianapolis, when an angry swarm of nanomachines covered his home and devoured everything. The only people who could possibly create these monstrosities are the Scientists! They must be getting desperate, for they've been getting ever more violent as the race goes on. Who knows what horrors they'll unleash next?

(flockofrabidsheep has been smeared by the Scientists. He was a Delegate.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs) (Smeared by the Communists. He was a Delegate.)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison) ( Smeared by the Scientists Round 8. He was a Delegate.)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12: Tank (Rudy Giuliani) (Smeared by the Scientists. He was a Pundit.)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel) ( Smeared by both the Commies and the Scientists Round 7. He was a delegate.)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore) ( Smeared by both Commies and Scientists Round 6. He was a Delegate.)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton) (Voted out Round 6. She was a Delegate.)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond) (Voted out Round 7. She was a Communist.)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis) ( Voted out Round 8. He was a Communist.)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
Johnny Unusual - 5

All right delegates, final round! The round will end in 24 hours or when everyones voted. Good Luck!



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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #326 on: October 05, 2008, 08:51:08 AM »
I'm going to bet all my wooden nickles and vote for compound


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #327 on: October 05, 2008, 10:15:49 AM »
Well, I'm voting for Agent Ispep.  I don't trust him.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #328 on: October 05, 2008, 12:25:36 PM »
20 minutes left Compound. Hurry up.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #329 on: October 05, 2008, 01:06:14 PM »
Crap. Johnny, not that it matters.