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Offline PlayMSTie

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Favorite Spider-lines
« on: September 06, 2008, 07:37:52 AM »
"Aw, we suck at being police!"

"Them Duke boys was speedin' down Broadway . . ."

AWESOME Prince of Space shout-out!!  :clap:
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 08:05:51 AM »
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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 05:34:43 PM »
I'm sorry I had to kill you, Aunt May, but the cake was really dry.



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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 12:48:18 AM »
AWESOME Prince of Space shout-out!!  :clap:

I also heard a joke from The Undead, which made me giggle.


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 10:24:41 AM »
Lot of em this time...

"Poor Jim Belushi-Robin Williams Hybrid"
Kevin's R Kelly impression
"Aunt May's getting crunked tonight, bitches"
The Rent jokes with Mr. Dickovitch
"Dr. Horrible's let himself go."
"Screw Longfellow, I'm going to read her my Battlestar Galactica fan fiction"
Prince of Space reference, of course.
"Arachnile dysfunction!"
"Crush you head"
"SNL's about to start..."
"I'm going after that fruit Capt Planet next"
"For a relaxing time, make it Santori time."
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2008, 02:08:36 PM »
"Crossbar/testicle situation" = The Funny.


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2008, 07:04:11 PM »
"Ping Ping"    :D


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 09:11:05 PM »
"Boobs, won't you?"

"Joel Osteen?"

"I've been having this dream . . ."
". . .  that a skeleton is looking over my shoulder."

"Did that actor win a contest?"

So many great lines in this one and I'm not even finished yet! (The only part I haven't liked were some of the Uncle Ben jokes. Not all, but some.)
« Last Edit: September 09, 2008, 02:38:47 PM by PlayMSTie »
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 12:00:21 PM »
"I've been having this dream . . ."
". . .  that a skeleton is looking over my shoulder."
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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 11:48:37 AM »
Sorry, the universe has made its decision and it hates you!


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 12:08:45 PM »
"Poetry! That's so 19th century!"



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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2008, 07:41:24 AM »
and the music declares this moment glorious


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 11:09:28 AM »
Son, have you ever heard of spank therapy?  :D


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 09:26:45 PM »
AWESOME Prince of Space shout-out!!  :clap:

Where was this?  I missed it.   :'(


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Re: Favorite Spider-lines
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 11:58:52 AM »
"Did that actor win a contest?"

I hate that I can't remember any others even though I was guffawing the whole time..