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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2007, 11:36:51 AM »
I fart, therefore I art.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2007, 01:34:58 PM »
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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2007, 02:36:20 PM »


"I love you.  Be my friend!"


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2007, 02:39:39 PM »
I Love Lamp.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2007, 09:58:33 AM »
The randomness of this thread is so familiar and comforting.  It's almost as if BBQ Platypus were still alive and with us today. :'(
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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2007, 12:21:15 PM »
socks dry at 55 degrees


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2007, 02:57:38 PM »
that that is is that that is not is not


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2007, 02:57:56 PM »
It makes imperfect sense


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2007, 07:33:03 PM »
You've had years to perfect your craft. You have no excuse.
I see what you've presented to me. I am not amused.
With all your resources, and all at your employ,
you continue to fail, so miserably too.

You took what came before and made it your own,
so hard to admit that you have been pwned.
Still there are some who stand by you through all,
zealots and kiss-ups; blind, one and all.

So quit with your trumpeting, noses up high
you have nothing to be proud of, your ending is nigh
eventually your empire will crumble and fall
leading the way for my bretheren to call:

"Market Share, Schmarket Share!
Victory is OURS!!!!"



I think I'll go have an Apple. I hear the ones from Washington are good.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2007, 07:42:04 PM »
I'm just going to start rhyming off my favorite deep thoughts:

I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2007, 07:46:11 PM »
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Worst erotica... EVER.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2007, 07:49:53 PM »
Good idea, Gammer!

"I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist: 'You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are some peanuts. Then, when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum."

(lucky I have a book of Jack Handey quotes with me)  ;)


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2007, 07:53:28 PM »
I used to have them all, but now I just google search them when I think of one that I liked.

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2007, 07:11:44 PM »
Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator.


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Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2007, 07:26:51 PM »
But what if the narrator is evil?  Evil Narrators love Emerald Nuts(R).
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