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Riff Raff Theater: Armageddon
« on: August 16, 2008, 02:03:08 PM »
This will be an online only release while we perform the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Englert.  Scripts due September 19th.

We're riffing the theatrical, non-Criterion edition. The duration of the movie should be 151 minutes. It's the version that pops up as #1 if you search for Armageddon on Amazon.
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 02:04:53 PM »
How can you riff the most realistic space movie (full of good characters who we all love) ever?

You MONSTERS.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 02:22:29 PM »
Just as long as you put an animal cracker in the little Armageddon flag, I'm sold. 8)
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 03:18:40 PM »
Just as long as you put an animal cracker in the little Armegeddon flag, I'm sold. 8)

QFT. Chris, this is MANDATORY.

Also, it's Armageddon, not Armegeddon. :)
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 03:36:46 PM »
Just as long as you put an animal cracker in the little Armegeddon flag, I'm sold. 8)

QFT. Chris, this is MANDATORY.

Also, it's Armageddon, not Armegeddon. :)

1. Glad I could help!

2.  ARMEGEDDON ARMEGEDDON ARMEGEDDON ARMEGEDDON.  ;D

(Or were you talking to Chris then too?)
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2008, 07:04:47 PM »
(Or were you talking to Chris then too?)

Both. :)
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2008, 10:13:52 PM »
FINALLY!


TAKE THAT AFFLECK!


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2008, 12:21:51 AM »
Now to locate the notebook I made some preliminary notes in.  Hmm. 


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 12:35:10 AM »
Also, it's Armageddon, not Armegeddon. :)

Armehgeddon would also be acceptable.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2008, 05:17:22 AM »
Also, it's Armageddon, not Armegeddon. :)

Armehgeddon would also be acceptable.
er 'Armen-gitten' daown sayouth :P


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armegeddon
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2008, 05:31:25 AM »
Also, it's Armageddon, not Armegeddon. :)

Armehgeddon would also be acceptable.

I see what you did there. ;)
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armageddon
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2008, 03:50:24 PM »
Updated with edition info which had been posted in the other original thread (which became I, Robot).


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armageddon
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2008, 09:01:30 PM »
I'll submit a few jokes this time. Armageddon is so asking for it.


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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armageddon
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2008, 10:21:30 PM »
I thought I'd get around to submitting some jokes, so watched Armageddon over the weekend for the first time.

What the hell?  Seriously, what the hell?
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Re: Riff Raff Theater: Armageddon
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 06:47:13 AM »
I'd never seen this before.

I watched about 20 minutes before I had to turn it off and scoop up my brain. I can't believe this was a commercial success. It's not a movie. It's a series of individual, disconnected photographs set to a klaxon horn at full blast for 2 and a half hours. It's hideous.

We have to divide the work out or something. I'm foreseeing 40 scripts all of which write jokes for only the first half hour.