Surely you mean a Riffstaurant?

Yeah, great idea! You could even retro-fit one of those Elby's 'Big Boy statues. Though you'd have to do something about the head...
If only Frank Conniff were part of the rifftrax team then all you'd have to do was gray the hair.*
*I love Frankwe all do JC, we all do...
But what I meant is that Mike's head/body ratio is a much closer match. Granted the head of the statue would have to be enlarged somewhat in order to be a more suitable match for Mike's ah, more unique physique, as it were...
...and not frighten small children at the same time... 