RiffRestaurant

[kgagne]

I don't know if it's because I watched the RiffTrax of Transformers immediately before going to bed last night, but I had a dream: Mike -- perhaps inspired by Scott Adams and his Stacey's Cafe -- opened a RiffTrax Restaurant.

It was amazing!  Mike was everywhere: maitre'd, waiter, and fellow diner -- once he brought you your food, he'd sit down and eat it with you!  The place was packed, yet I'd never heard a more silent restaurant, because nobody wanted to miss a single one of Mike's quips.

I even dreamed exactly where in my neighborhood it would be, too. (It's wet and white here right now -- kinda like Minnesota!)  Unfortunately, that space is currently occupied by a highway...

[SaucyRossy]

I think this may be more pathetic than my chances of getting kissed tonight thread....not by much though.

[jewishcarpenter]

My girlfriend said she had a dream that she was making out with Mike Nelson and I told her that if I ever saw Mike in her dreams again she'd better dream of me kicking his ass and Bridget kicking hers. I won't play anymore Rifftrax or MST3K before we go to sleep now.

[mrbasehart]

Surely you mean a Riffstaurant?

[Roger S. Smith]

Surely you mean a Riffstaurant?

Yeah, great idea!  You could even retro-fit one of those Elby's 'Big Boy statues.  Though you'd have to do something about the head...

[jewishcarpenter]

Surely you mean a Riffstaurant?

Yeah, great idea!  You could even retro-fit one of those Elby's 'Big Boy statues.  Though you'd have to do something about the head...

If only Frank Conniff were part of the rifftrax team then all you'd have to do was gray the hair.*

*I love Frank

[kgagne]

My girlfriend said she had a dream that she was making out with Mike Nelson and I told her that if I ever saw Mike in her dreams again she'd better dream of me kicking his ass and Bridget kicking hers. I won't play anymore Rifftrax or MST3K before we go to sleep now.

You really need to worry when she starts taking her Mike bobblehead doll to bed...

[Roger S. Smith]

Surely you mean a Riffstaurant?

Yeah, great idea!  You could even retro-fit one of those Elby's 'Big Boy statues.  Though you'd have to do something about the head...

If only Frank Conniff were part of the rifftrax team then all you'd have to do was gray the hair.*

*I love Frank

we all do JC, we all do... 

But what I meant is that Mike's head/body ratio is a much closer match.  Granted the head of the statue would have to be enlarged somewhat in order to be a more suitable match for Mike's ah, more unique physique, as it were...

...and not frighten small children at the same time...