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Title: What did we learn?
Post by: Rattrap007 on July 01, 2008, 03:50:34 PM
I learned:

-sidewalk chalk is out to kill me even in my sleep.
- never borrow tools from Carrot Top
- morons fall down a lot
- Turn in a job applicationto where ever this guy works because there will be an opening very soon
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Compound on July 01, 2008, 05:12:31 PM
I learned that Lyle Lovett is really, really clumsy.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 01, 2008, 05:25:36 PM
I learned that UPS drivers should fear sidewalk chalk.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: RoninFox on July 01, 2008, 05:27:16 PM
I learned I should never do anything ever!
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Indomitus on July 02, 2008, 05:32:05 PM
I learned- WHOOPS!
(CRASH!)
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 02, 2008, 05:36:31 PM
I learned the everything wants to kill me, and can at any moment, even right adfskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjngerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: GLaDOS on July 03, 2008, 01:35:30 AM
I learned that this is the most unintentionally funny short ever.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: MartyS (Gromit) on July 03, 2008, 01:48:49 AM
Quote from: GLaDOS on July 03, 2008, 01:35:30 AM
I learned that this is the most unintentionally funny short ever.

I beg to differ, this is:

http://www.archive.org/details/ColoritC1966

Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2008, 06:15:48 AM
I learned that Buddy Rich hangs out in warehouses.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Pak-Man on July 04, 2008, 11:35:56 PM
I learned that I find people accidentally tripping over and over again and falling in painful looking ways is absolutely hilarious to me. All those old Looney Tunes may have been more harmful to me than I thought. :^)
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on July 08, 2008, 07:58:44 AM
I learned that Kramer really is a total klutz.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: CM916 on July 08, 2008, 09:17:34 PM
Always be sure to wear a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads before attempting to do anything at all.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 09, 2008, 02:55:16 AM
Quote from: CM916 on July 08, 2008, 09:17:34 PM
Always be sure to wear a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads before attempting to do anything at all.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: RoninFox on July 13, 2008, 12:25:02 AM
This thought keeps coming back when watching this short for some reason.

(https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.moremyspacejunk.com%2Fgraphics%2Ficons%2Ffamilyguy2%2FPeter_Knee_Avatar.gif&hash=22fc15c3d39b582ef89ef413bfd6e5a665b5af60)
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: ShadowDog on July 14, 2008, 03:54:27 PM
I learned that if you have a Mac you can forget about being able to hear the high quality video.  LOL
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 14, 2008, 05:50:08 PM
Unless you pull your head out.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: Thrashalla on July 14, 2008, 09:51:15 PM
Quote from: ShadowDog on July 14, 2008, 03:54:27 PM
I learned that if you have a Mac you can forget about being able to hear the high quality video.  LOL

Apologies for the late resolution on this, it has been a busy couple of weeks and I just today was able to begin rendering a new mpeg2 of this one. The good news, though, is that I threw the new ducking formula on it, so the mpeg2 will now have improved audio. It should be up by the end of tomorrow, but if something draws me away, end of the week guaranteed.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: ShadowDog on July 15, 2008, 12:41:57 PM
WOO HOO!!!  Thanks for working on this.  Despite my teasing to the contrary, this is appreciated.
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: MST3Kgirl on November 11, 2008, 03:48:51 PM
always put a funky jazz track to people falling down...it will totally get your point across..
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: batch on January 11, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
i learned that earth's gravity is at roughly a 45 degree angle.

"ah! i forgot how my body works and what gravity is and where i am in space!"
Title: Re: What did we learn?
Post by: JonahFalconNYC on January 08, 2010, 04:47:18 PM
I learned trying to navigate a 1 1/2 foot barrier  is CERTAIN DEATH.