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Title: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on June 25, 2008, 06:19:12 PM
So what do you think?  I think the Titan of Testosterone could very well have a masters degree.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Darth Geek on June 25, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
I think he is more likely to me Blaster than Master.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: AmandaGal on June 25, 2008, 10:57:55 PM
According to wikipedia, Bonesaw only has a Bachelor's degree. :)
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Rattrap007 on June 26, 2008, 04:52:21 AM
Oooooooooohhhh yeaaaaaah!
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: RVR II on June 26, 2008, 09:04:55 AM
LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN, YEEAAH!!! :-X
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on June 26, 2008, 10:50:39 AM
HEY FREAKSHOW! 

  Not only do I think Bonesaw has a masters, I think he secretly worked on the Manhattan Project and a horrible accident changed him from a lankly wuss weight 125 pounds soaking wet to the mountain of a man he became.  And his bloodthirsty lapdancers were actually scientists working on it.  They were butt ugly at the time.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: flickage on June 26, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
Quote from: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)

Ha, ha!  The "actual person" who plays Bonesaw, of course, is none other than the wrestling super-star Macho Man Randy Savage (also of Slim Jim commercial fame).

So the real question is whether or not Randy Savage has a masters.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: GregMcduck on June 26, 2008, 01:39:26 PM
QuoteRandy Poffo attended Southern Illinois University and graduated in 1971.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 01:39:52 PM
Quote from: flickage on June 26, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
Quote from: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)

Ha, ha!  The "actual person" who plays Bonesaw, of course, is none other than the wrestling super-star Macho Man Randy Savage (also of Slim Jim commercial fame).

So the real question is whether or not Randy Savage has a masters.

Which is my point.  Bonesaw is just a myth.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 02:27:35 PM
As I said, Randy Savage has a Bachelor's, which to me is surprising.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 02:36:02 PM
Oddly enough, the character Macho Man only has a GED.   :'(
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 02:38:41 PM
These wrasslers and their certifications are confusing :)
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on June 26, 2008, 04:07:50 PM
NO FREAKSHOWS!!  I'm talking about Bonesaw!  Not some made-up wrestling guy!  Does BONESAW have a masters?
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on June 26, 2008, 04:09:03 PM
HEY FREAKSHOWS!!

BONESAW HAS A MASTERS............... IN WHOOPASSOLOGY
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 26, 2008, 04:22:52 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 01:39:52 PM
Quote from: flickage on June 26, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
Quote from: AmandaGal on June 26, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

Well, of course.  I meant the actual person who plays Bonesaw.  He can have a masters if you want him to :)

Ha, ha!  The "actual person" who plays Bonesaw, of course, is none other than the wrestling super-star Macho Man Randy Savage (also of Slim Jim commercial fame).

So the real question is whether or not Randy Savage has a masters.

Which is my point.  Bonesaw is just a myth.

He's still real to me, dammit!

Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Douche Baggins on June 26, 2008, 04:39:56 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on June 26, 2008, 05:33:49 AM
Bonesaw is a fictional character, so he has whatever back story we create for him.  In my back story, Bonesaw was once a Physicist who studied String Theory and went insane.

that's odd, because in MY fantasy-Bonesaw dreamworld (which i spend a large sum of my time writing fanfic about), he's owner of a Virginian saloon during the temperance movement who's forced to shut down the family business and prostitute himself to cowboys to support the family.





............maybe I should stop writing that fanfic...
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2008, 04:52:13 PM
Didn't he also spend some time in the Cardinals minor leagues as a catcher?
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Douche Baggins on June 26, 2008, 05:06:01 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on June 26, 2008, 04:52:13 PM
Didn't he also spend some time in the Cardinals minor leagues as a catcher?


of course he did, but i felt that that particular fact is just common knowledge, nowadays. His wiki has been blowing up with hits since Bonesaw's new R&B record "What Happened to Bonesaw at the Magic: The Gathering Tournament" hit number two on the billboards. My favorite track on the record was "I Got Lands"   :clap: excellent work from the virtuoso himself.
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Pak-Man on June 26, 2008, 06:16:22 PM
http://www.bonesaw.org/
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: Douche Baggins on June 26, 2008, 07:24:24 PM
okay, so now that it's official, he has his own MTG card:

(https://forum.rifftrax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi28.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc205%2Fekimusman2%2Fmagicfail7svcopycopycopy.jpg&hash=435bc18c2381a19fcdc2ef474bac930f3335ebe2)


-BAGGINNSSSS
Title: Re: Does Bonesaw really have a masters?
Post by: NOHC on July 08, 2008, 06:42:56 PM
Quote from: JackTheRIFFER on June 26, 2008, 04:07:50 PM
  Does BONESAW have a masters?

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