These were the lines I loved:
"These all smell chickeny for some reason!"
"Ahh, he's been fighting with those Cloverfield things again. I told him to not hang out with those 'Seriously, Dude, Man, Dude, Seriously' guys!"
(Thermometer goes down rapidly) "(Gasp) Victoria Beckham just entered the room!"
"Ahh, Creepy little boys were on sale at Acme."
"BONNNEEEEE SAW HAS GOT A MASTERS!"
i'm loving all of these springsteen philadelphia jokes :cheers:
edit: "wow, look at all the snot. it's like a fountain" bahahahah
Loved the Die Hard references..
"I'm afraid the charge is manslaughter; they've never seen death by titty-twister before."
This concludes the The Sword In The Border Bowl
So many great lines... just a few...
Tighty Whitey Suicidey.
C'mon, you call that swinging?
Bonesaw's got a Masters!
Pony up Kumar.
Wavy hat and chestnut ice?
Nice kid - hope he never ends up in my bathroom and shoots me.
"I held a knife to the cleaning lady's throat just to confirm it!"
"You're not a freak."
"You're an abomination."
The gentle way Mike (I think it was Mike?) said that cracked me up.
SLEEP!!!!
I just love the MST3K callbacks.
"She would have been hot, sir. In 7 or 8 years I'd have been all up in that. So sorry about your loss."
"Balloon Day at the prison."
Quote from: Tyrant on June 26, 2008, 01:38:36 PM
"Balloon Day at the prison."
That reminds me of the 98 more of those up there and a bony German pop singer... or something like that. :lol
You're eating Cocoa Puffs when you could be eating Cap'n Crunch, what are you an idiot or do you just hate god?
Quote from: Wiseblood on June 26, 2008, 01:06:19 PM
"She would have been hot, sir. In 7 or 8 years I'd have been all up in that. So sorry about your loss."
I have to go with this one. LMFAO!!!
This one made me belly-laugh, probably because it caught me off-guard:
"Ewww, Bruce Willis just admitted to getting arm-hair boners!"
Why is everyone whispering? Do they have a cake in the oven?
Sudden Spasmodic Acting Syndrome.
This is great! I hardly feel dead at all!
Out of the depths, I cry unto you oh Lars.
Tinkerbell has to be in every shot.
SLEEEEEEP!
Oh, and yet another Daddy Day Camp reference.
"It's a creepy kid with a cigar box; I win funeral bingo!"
"Call Orkin to keep Bruce Willises away! Also works on Ashton Kutchers."
"We will now give you a moment to explain what just happened to your stoner buddies and/or the girl you're dating for her body."
Another home run, guys! Keep up the good work!
Quote from: skenderberg on June 27, 2008, 09:36:42 AM
This is great! I hardly feel dead at all!
Yes, I loved how they spat that out right at the beginning. So much for the big secret twist ending! I also liked their "add two and two" comment when Haley's making his famed "I see dead people" speech.
Quote from: skenderberg on June 27, 2008, 09:36:42 AM
Tinkerbell has to be in every shot.
Yes, another good one.
Quote from: skenderberg on June 27, 2008, 09:36:42 AM
SLEEEEEEP!
Amen!
One of my favorites was following the "Stuttering Stanley" scene when Willis visits the kid and they say, "Don't look at him! Bald Brucie! Bald Brucie!"
Gadfly
"All right, cue Rod Serling. Let's wrap this up."
"There once was this cow named Demi..."
Quote"She would have been hot, sir. In 7 or 8 years I'd have been all up in that. So sorry about your loss."
I loved the "Hi Cole! Hey there, Cole!..." as they were riding the bus past the cemetery.
"My pie in the sky theory is worth testing out on the fragile psyche of a little kid."
"What's that? Did someone say, 'I am, I said'?"
Oh, and the Victoria Beckham line. ;D
"Now start up the music for the "helping ghosts" montage."
"A pennyless John Edwards sees the power of this scene and suddenly realizes that HE can talk to the dead!"
Can't remember the exact phrasing but:
Is the color supposed to mean something?
He was going to go with a strobe light and aooga horn but toned it down a bit...
Tightey Whitey Suicidey :rimshot:
things will be different tomorrow...dogs will meow...ziggy will be funny...
"Tighty Whitey Suicidy" was by far my favorite.
I just wanna be able to talk to my wife againa (paraphrased)"But that Punk Ashton keeps telling me to back off."