"They live in a PG-rated New York where the marquee says 'Manhattan Memories' instead of 'Urinetown.'"
"I feel like I'm forgetting something."
The Spanish announcer's table!
"Ladies... ladies... Sandman... huh!?... ladies... Sandman!!??"
"Just think of how Anakin must feel!"
The plains indians have a Spider-Man, but he has nothing to swing from.
Why would somebody need a chrome-plated Joan Rivers mask?
"Some Pig"
The Action Thrill-Ride Of The Summer!
and the best riff of all time:
"I laughed at the trailer for Meet Dave..."
"His name is Bob Retcon."
"Peonies." "Why would I do that?"
"Marco! Franco!"
And ow! A shot at Meet Dave! Nelson, you fiend!
Boy his hands are dirty. I guess he didn't listen to Mr. Bungle
Goblin spelled backwards is pain
You OK? No, she's MJ
Quote from: Prince of Space on April 09, 2008, 08:11:21 AM
Boy his hands are dirty. I guess he didn't listen to Mr. Bungle
Goblin spelled backwards is pain
Yeah, I noticed they seemed to slip in a LOT of references to other riffed movies and shorts this time. Fun! 8)
"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can ... except for the part about laying 1,000 eggs inside of a paralyzed mouse."
Quote from: PlayMSTie on April 09, 2008, 08:51:02 AM
Quote from: Prince of Space on April 09, 2008, 08:11:21 AM
Boy his hands are dirty. I guess he didn't listen to Mr. Bungle
Goblin spelled backwards is pain
Yeah, I noticed they seemed to slip in a LOT of references to other riffed movies and shorts this time. Fun! 8)
Yeah, like "The FBI paid him to learn how to surf."
"Red suit Venom" was a pretty good line.
"Well, best be moseyin' off then. Got a sick son to tend to."
"Uh... daughter."
"Right, son... daughter... whatever. So long, Spider-Sucker."
"Wait, it worked?? Hydro-Man wouldn't have fallen for that."
Hell, 90% of the lines were great. I laughed a lot. Way more than Matrix Reloaded.
My favorite lines were the Bonesaw reference (forget the exact words)
"Bernard, your Dinner's Ready!"
and "I don't know why I keep these plot points to myself!"
;D ;D ;D
The words of Uncle Ben echo in his mind, "Hey, Freakshow!"
"As long as he's flashing back he might want to come up with some better quips."
Oh no, having now gone black I can never go back!
"Compensating much, Harry?"
The whole "Hitler hair" thing.
Mike's Minnesota accent in that one line -- hilarious. I was wondering why Lileks didn't respond to it. I can only assume he was stunned into silence. ;D
I just wondered why his response wasn't in the script. Or maybe Mike added "James" to make it sound better, which made it sound more awkward. I'm sure he could have reponded back in kind, but he was like, "Ah ah... what's my next line???"
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Mike's Minnesota accent in that one line -- hilarious. I was wondering why Lileks didn't respond to it. I can only assume he was stunned into silence. ;D
I thought the fact that he didn't respond to it made funnier. I'm not sure if that was intended but it seemed that way.
"If he can make pants out of sand, can't he just make money?"
"'Giant Anthropomorphic Sand Thief' wouldn't make the headlines, of course."
"My grasp of astronomy was rudimentary, at best."
"No second take needed, that's fine."
I loved the whole riff about Tobey sitting really still because he wasn't going to act since he found a banana Runt in his trailer.
"And he was buck naked with a ribbon around it. Well..."
"Love you, Harry. Love you shaved, too."
"If it lasts forever, we'll know that it's permanent."
"There's no chain link fence, men. Shoot to kill!"
"Harry, Harry. I'm in the painting, dumb ass. Turn around."
"Just giving the symbiote a little fresh air."
"Actual audience reactions were much, much worse."
"Chairs would be nice, too. Ask 'em for some chairs."
"Oh no! The cinderblocks were the only things holding the anvils in."
"Wanna just stay here, Mae? Save us a drive later."
All the bits about the shark and it's jumping so late had me cracking up...
And the singing at the end, or endings...
Yes, the Ken-L Ration jingle is hands down the best ending to any Rifftrax thus far.
I don't know that song. They should have sung, "There ain't no bugs on me." Makes sense too.
I'm sure they'll realize their mistake and double cross every song they sing on a Rifftrax with songs you've heard from now on.
Quote from: bratpop on April 09, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
"Red suit Venom" was a pretty good line.
Quote from: bratpop on April 09, 2008, 10:20:34 PM
The words of Uncle Ben echo in his mind, "Hey, Freakshow!"
I liked those a lot and this one too...
"Great shirt by the way"
I also enjoyed how Lileks went all fanboy on how the Stacy's were misused in the crane scene in contrast to the Spidey lore. I was screaming that at the theater 11 months ago...
2 classic Spidey elements used, WRONG! I really like this Lileks guy.
Quote from: GregMcduck on April 12, 2008, 10:29:23 PM
I'm sure they'll realize their mistake and double cross every song they sing on a Rifftrax with songs you've heard from now on.
Who pissed in your Cap'n Crunch? It was a great ending, I just would have liked it more if I could recall the original commercial through their a cappella in joke. "My dog is better than yours" kept reminding me of "Milkshake," and that just reminds me of "My Humps," which reminds me of "Blades of Glory," and well, it's all very distracting.
Peter: "Is [the memory loss] permanent?"
Doctor: "It could be. Only time will tell."
Mike: "If it lasts forever, then we'll know that it's permanent."
I also cracked up at an actual movie line, "You and the truth, sitting in prison, having three meals a day together", because it sounded similar to "Kevin and Debbie, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G".
"I thought it was the sun!"
"My grasp of astronomy was rudimentary, at best." :lol
Also loved the MJ is a failure lines
When Marco is turning into sand: "No! Cats will pee in me!"
I loved the banana runts gag too.
I think the one I laughed at the hardest was when Peter through the bomb back to Harry. "Oh okay, truce. Truce! Truce! Truce! Truce! Tru--"
Harry's dad: First, we attack his heart!
"Prepare the chicken fried bacon!!!!"
that line nearly killed me! lol
"Hi MJ."
"Hi, would you like to talk to Blanket?"
I was one of the four people who got the JK Simmons/Emil Sitka reference. And I loved it.
And, of course, I loved the BTTF references with the hoverboard and the "blues riff in B".
"If he can make gigantic pants out of sand, can't he just make money?"
[when he's dancing] "did the director think this looked good on paper?!"