If Jurassic Park had a stinger what would it be?
I'd go with "Clever girl" and being tackled by a Raptor.
"Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here!.... See? Nobody cares."
"You bred raptors?"
Dino-Snot!
Yeah, the part where she is digging through that dinosaur shit.
"Ah, ah, ah. You didn't say the magic word."
Ian Malcom has some good ones: "When you gotta go, you gotta go" or "That is one big pile of shit." "Life finds a way."
My vote would be for Ray's, "Hold on to your butts!"
The lawyer on the toilet getting chomped
hmm...Its a close tie for me. Any shot of Newman, rain-soaked and squealing; or the famous "....clever girl.."
"It could have been worse, John. A lot worse."
Wayne Knight getting dino-venom spit on him.
The bit where the dinosaur sneezes on the kids.
I definately like Sammy Jackson's "hold onto your butts" for the stinger.
Perhaps maybe "Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean break down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
Well, sometimes a stinger is an added scene used to set up a sequel, so it could have been a shot of Hammond talking on a speakerphone to a boardroom, announcing "Jurassic Park is unfit for the general public and should be destroyed!" Then a board member asks "What about Site B?"
To which Hammond thoughtfully answers "Destroy it all."
but if I had to choose an existing scene then it would be Malcolm saying "life finds a way."
I'd go with the "Ah Ah Ahh. You didn't say the magic word.." or The Lawyer Chomp.
I would go with Ian Malcolm's "Don't you mena extinct?" line.
"Now that is one big pile of shit"
Quote from: chadgar24 on February 05, 2008, 09:45:34 AM
Well, sometimes a stinger is an added scene used to set up a sequel, so it could have been a shot of Hammond talking on a speakerphone to a boardroom, announcing "Jurassic Park is unfit for the general public and should be destroyed!" Then a board member asks "What about Site B?"
To which Hammond thoughtfully answers "Destroy it all."
but if I had to choose an existing scene then it would be Malcolm saying "life finds a way."
We're talking about MST3K-like stingers, not something to add to the movie, but an appropriate funny couple second clip from the movie to stick at the end.
And I'm all for either "Hold onto your butts" or "That is one big pile of shit"
For me, it's gotta be the shot of Grant listening to the Triceratops' breathing, grinning like an idiot.
I'd probably be grinning like an idiot too...
I once pet a wolf, I was grinning like an idiot then. No idea how I'd handle something that was supposed to actually be extinct, not just endangered.
Quote from: RoninFox on February 06, 2008, 10:57:43 AM
I once pet a wolf, I was grinning like an idiot then. No idea how I'd handle something that was supposed to actually be extinct, not just endangered.
I once got to pet a lion when I was visiting my aunt who worked at a zoo (the lion was sedated, of course). Their manes always look quite rough and course on TV, but they are actually pretty silky. Normally I am quite aloof and impassive in everday life, but that time I was more like a 7 year old that's just been handed an entire bag of candy for no reason... I was grinning like a moron and could barely hold still. Quite an experience.
So, yeah... imagine actually getting to touch a frickin' DINOSAUR. :)
the boy/girl kid saying "it looks like a giant turkey"
Malcolm's line during the dinner scene:
"What you call discovery... I call the rape of the natural world."
or better yet...
Malcolm's line while laying on the ground after the T-Rex attack:
"Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."
What about Nedry's intense bemusement at the fake shaving cream? :^)
Quote from: Pak-Man on February 07, 2008, 11:45:17 AM
What about Nedry's intense bemusement at the fake shaving cream? :^)
That is pretty bizarre. I always imagine that he is planning some elaborate scheme against Jerry Seinfeld.
The computer screen with Ahh ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!
I would use the kid saying "Looks like a giant turkey".
Nedry squealing. There's no other option.
As a person who watched this film thoroughly a good 17,984 times, I'd have to say that the parts that still make me laugh (at the movie, mind you, not with it) are:
"Hold on to yer butts..."
When Ean Malcolm starts "har"ing in the helicopter.
Malcolm talking to himself: "Uh, do you hear that?... it's an impact tremor is what it is.... I'm fairly alarmed here."
"Sure, I've got a gas-powered jeep."
"There are plants in this building that are poisonous. You pick them because they look good, but these are aggressive living things with no idea what century they're in, and they'll defend themselves, violently if necessary."
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-8294180486067811958&hl=en
PLOP!
A little late, but I extracted a few.
Quote from: Thrifty on July 11, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
I think this stinger is the best out of the ones posted. Easily my favorite Nedry moment. He's right too. Does anybody remember Dodgson fondly when looking back on the Jurassic Park franchise?