Mutants live amungst us. But deep down they just want to hang out at a private academy for mutants that is run by Jean-Luc Picard in a wheel chair.
Your Mutant Name: Say what you do, then add "o".
Real Wolverines have metal claws that punch through their skin and can cut through shotguns and can drive a stick shift.
Quote from: gammer73 on October 31, 2006, 12:15:34 PM
Mutants live amungst us. But deep down they just want to hang out at a private academy for mutants that is run by Jean-Luc Picard in a wheel chair.
Well, that or hang out in Richard III's rock grotto and torment congressmen.
I learned that Wolverine doesn't like Rogue's new hairstyle. And I learned that Sabertooth's first name is Ron and that he is a good guy.
It's always best to open your comic book movie with a scene from Schindler's List.
I plan to open my comic book movie with the beheadings of the french revolutions, in fact.
Professor X taps into people's memories so he can walk.
That Halle Berry should say "no" more often - like to that patently stupid joke about lightning on toads or... Catwoman. Say, there's riffin' potiential there!
Quote from: Krankor (a.k.a. MindDrive) on January 12, 2007, 11:29:26 PM
That Halle Berry should say "no" more often - like to that patently stupid joke about lightning on toads or... Catwoman. Say, there's riffin' potiential there!
Nuh-uh. If they Riff Catwoman, I won't be able to continue pretending it never happened. La-la-la, I can't hear you, Halle.
Quote from: Sharktopus on January 13, 2007, 12:33:12 AM
Nuh-uh. If they Riff Catwoman, I won't be able to continue pretending it never happened. La-la-la, I can't hear you, Halle.
That deserves a hearty Krankor laugh! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!
I learned that you can arbitrarily call yourself a type of animal if a mutant, if you don't want to go the something-o (that'd be a fun cereal, incidentally) route. It doesn't actually matter how similar you are to the animal; you may have one or two similar traits, or not really have anything especially related to that animal.
...I really wish they'd had a cereal promotion, like C3P0's back in the olden times. Imagine waking up, climbing out of bed/rolling off the couch/rising from the floor, and pouring yourself a big cheery bowl of Magnet-Os! Sure, they taste exactly like some other cheaper cereal and is probably with marshmallows so stale the staleness collapses in on itself they become fresh, but, damn it, it's a movie tie-in!
Quote from: Ranika on January 14, 2007, 01:37:43 AM
...I really wish they'd had a cereal promotion, like C3P0's back in the olden times. Imagine waking up, climbing out of bed/rolling off the couch/rising from the floor, and pouring yourself a big cheery bowl of Magnet-Os! Sure, they taste exactly like some other cheaper cereal and is probably with marshmallows so stale the staleness collapses in on itself they become fresh, but, damn it, it's a movie tie-in!
I would be unable to resist buying a box of Magnet-Os. They would taste like Frankenberry and be shaped like Ms.
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Could they have really stale marshmallows shaped like Magneto's helmet? That'd be cool. Or that shiny spinny...thing. You know, the thing that made the light-blob. Of course, the marshmallows shouldn't really look remotely close to the object in question.
Tardy to the party but nevertheless..
What did I learn? Well, I learned that "Brains-a-poppin" is a viable sequence of words!
Not only viable but useful, that is if you want to reduce my friends and I to a pile of bubbling laugh tears!
This riff seems to be underrated.
Beanscape was in X-men? ???
I learned that Mystique can somehow read Rogue's mind.
Matthew
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I learned that most superhero buildings are financially prohibitive.
I learned that Sabertooth really DOES look like The Nuge.
Quote from: Sharktopus on January 15, 2007, 06:12:33 AM
Quote from: Ranika on January 14, 2007, 01:37:43 AM
...I really wish they'd had a cereal promotion, like C3P0's back in the olden times. Imagine waking up, climbing out of bed/rolling off the couch/rising from the floor, and pouring yourself a big cheery bowl of Magnet-Os! Sure, they taste exactly like some other cheaper cereal and is probably with marshmallows so stale the staleness collapses in on itself they become fresh, but, damn it, it's a movie tie-in!
I would be unable to resist buying a box of Magnet-Os. They would taste like Frankenberry and be shaped like Ms.
Same here, I loves me some Frankenberry, impossible to find in Kansas anymore except maybe in Wichita
but driving 100+ miles for a box of cereal is ludicrous.