Easy enough.....
"Four Score and Seven...... HOLY CRAP!!"
Closest Nuke Target: Houston!
Hope PSL's ok.. :scared:
I always have trouble quoting directly, but that part immediately after Russel's sacrifice, where they describe what's happening. Penetration, engorging, etc.
Bill in Harvey Firestein's voice: "I'm trying to soothe you with my voice!"
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CLASSIC! :D :D :D :D :D
Lets see, there were so many....
"But the Gorrilla Glue isn't dry yet!"
the whole Belgian-bashing sequence
the President's Independence Day speech/learning how to fly modern jets/avionics/weaponry thing
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RON PERLMAN!
We've playing with Lite Brite Sir, it's, uh, quite fun.
*Diner is shaking as ship flies overhead*
"Oh no Michael Moore is coming up the walk!"
The joke about Miguel looking like Lou Diamond Phillips.
The Harrison Ford mode from Mike.
"I'm guessing this is one of those irresponsible PR stunts for the Cartoon Network."
"This just in: Paris Hilton has received a parking ticket!!"
Randy Quaid: "I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking..."
Bill: "Really? I was just thinking I picked a hell of a day to not kill myself!"
Mike: "Day's still young, Bill."
President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"
By the way, in Area 51 when there was mention of a "perpetually stoned janitor," did anyone else think, "Joel??" Cause, y'know...secret underground lab...janitor...stoned...yeah? Maybe? No? Just me? Okay. I'll go take my meds now. :-",
Rocker Guy!
Quote from: Robyn on August 16, 2007, 10:44:42 PM
President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"
That was hilarious. Also the Duck Dodgers bit. "Had the thilly thing in reverth." ;D
Quote from: PlayMSTie on August 17, 2007, 07:47:17 AM
Quote from: Robyn on August 16, 2007, 10:44:42 PM
President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"
That was hilarious. Also the Duck Dodgers bit. "Had the thilly thing in reverth." ;D
Speaking of that quote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/trivia
Read the 18th line.
Quote from: LadyKenobi on August 16, 2007, 11:29:37 PM
Rocker Guy!
It's Rocker Dude.. We Owe it All to Rocker Dude.
Bill: The New Mt Rushmore will show the President and Rocker Dude
That's VICE PRESIDENT Rocker Dude. ;)
Quote from: Jackster on August 17, 2007, 09:53:57 AM
Quote from: PlayMSTie on August 17, 2007, 07:47:17 AM
Quote from: Robyn on August 16, 2007, 10:44:42 PM
President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"
That was hilarious. Also the Duck Dodgers bit. "Had the thilly thing in reverth." ;D
Speaking of that quote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/trivia
Read the 18th line.
You know, I had a feeling that might have been the case. Some weirdly fascinating trivia there. I grew up listening to my dad's Bill Cosby records until I all but had them memorized, but I didn't catch the "Oops" thing -- perhaps because Goldblum couldn't carry it off the way Cos could.
Quote from: Wiseblood on August 15, 2007, 06:41:29 AM
Bill in Harvey Firestein's voice: "I'm trying to soothe you with my voice!"
That was our favorite one as well.
From the sample alone "I'm just a weather balloon." has to be my favorite, not just because it's a callback to MST3K the Movie, but because for the most part after Roswell this was a standard "explanation" by the military to witnesses whenever they saw something that was obviously not a weather balloon.
I like how Rocker Dude could take time out from his busy touring schedule with the Doobie Brothers and shoot down a bunch of aliens.
Vice President Rocker Dude sends his regards.
Your mother needed more room to play so we sent her off to a farm...
New York City: The day BEFORE the aliens came down.
Someone get me a damn lozenge!
You think he flaming now...
Hey! Chris Cornell!
I set my Mom up with the Indipendence Day riff, and her favorite line:
"Now why would anyone want to divorce HIM?"
"Does your prince ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
/me puts a handful of gravel in his mouth
"That's the man I'm going to marry"
and for most shocking...
"I'm playing with one right now!"
Jasmine: "That's why!" <opens curtains>
Mike(?): "What? The curtains?"
I'm a sucker for a Holy Grail ref.
My memory's a bit fuzzy, but my favorite line was probably "Tomorrow, we pick out Mommy's headstone!" and the other such lines.
Also: "We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool!"
"That's the man I'm gonna marry!"
"find out who's kids these are?"
...
Almost 5 years since this riff came out and it took me this long to get Kevin's "Me of love" bit during an early scene. With a satellite. Gah.
I'm justing watching this now, and I add:
[as New Yorkers are looting and rioting]
"This is what Pirate Bay would be like in real life. But with fatter people."
Quote from: BathTub on August 25, 2007, 11:34:20 AM
"I'm playing with one right now!"
Hahah I came here to say, but I beat myself to it. I still love that line.