I learned that if you date a stripper it really hurts your chance for promotion.
If aliens attack your chance of survival greatly increases if you wear a dog costume. Dogs always make it but First Ladies are most likely toast.
Eventually everyone gets to play the president of the United States at some point in their career.
Fireballs hug the ground and creep along like a Norwegian mist.
Hippies who think everyone is there friends will always die first.
See, I always knew that...
I learned that shooting down a fifteen mile across target as it is hovering directly above population centers will result in no casualties.
I learned that one nuclear device can obliterate a sphere of metal hundreds of miles across. And that even after it has been blown apart, scattering chunks at least twenty meters across of dense metal it somehow doesn't wipe clean the half of the planet that was facing it.
Today is the day we declare our independence! Not that we actually have anything to declare independence from, we're just going to declare it because it's the name of the movie.
People get really irritated doing their jobs on a holiday weekend.
I learned all you need to stop a saucer is a drunk hick in a jet plane.
I learned that the entire planet still brushes up on Morse Code on a consistent basis so they are always up to speed....... just in case.
You never know when an old Jewish curmudgeon might accidentally suggest your next course of action.
Quote from: prisonlovers on August 14, 2007, 05:26:22 PM
You never know when an old Jewish curmudgeon might accidentally suggest your next course of action.
What, Judd Hirsh played a JEWISH character? I dont think the movie drove that point home to us enough. I though he was a southern baptist.
I learned that strippers still have to strip even if there is no one there to watch, and if you refuse to strip for no one somehow the club owner looses money and is forced to fire you.
Even though firefighters have lost their lives when they were caught in the middle of forest fires due to lack of oxygen (firestorm), a whole city can go up in a ball of fire and - if you're a named character - you won't suffocate right in the center of it.
The aliens wear armor that takes a whole room of Area 51 scientists to get through it but one Air Force flier can punch right through it and knock the alien cold.
No matter how hard you try to - or who tries to do it - you cannot ignite the atmosphere of the entire planet.
And it doesn't matter that one of your old ships is in good working order and in contact with your main ship (where you could trace it's location) or that you can access their satellites and all the secret information going through their goverment conversations - you won't be able to find Area 51.
Am I the only one that thinks these aliens are such total f*ck-ups that they aren't actually "sweeping across the galaxy like locusts" but are really running from a long succession of ass-kickings?
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 14, 2007, 05:43:16 PM
Am I the only one that thinks these aliens are such total f*ck-ups that they aren't actually "sweeping across the galaxy like locusts" but are really running from a long succession of ass-kickings?
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Quote from: PSLOwner on August 14, 2007, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 14, 2007, 05:43:16 PM
Am I the only one that thinks these aliens are such total f*ck-ups that they aren't actually "sweeping across the galaxy like locusts" but are really running from a long succession of ass-kickings?
:clap: :clap: :clap:
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I learned that operating on an hostile alien neither requires you to anesthesize the alien nor have security in the room with you, or in the next room, or even in the general vacinity.
Area 51's break room is well stocked with booze.
Aliens need a better firewall.
Chiefs of Staff really want to nuke things whether there's a good reason to or not.
In a global crisis most of the world will just on their duffs and wait for the Americans to do something cool.
Vivica Fox is, well, a fox.
I learned the most obvious thing of all, that any moron can easily upload a computer virus to a mothership even if they don't have any goddamn idea how to do it or where to transmit the signal.
Aliens won't notice when a 40 year old model of spaceship comes in through the front door.
I learned that aliens MUST wait for several hours to attack even though they are already positioned to attack.
That somehow flashing a bunch of lights in an undeceranble pattern is supposed to a)prove we're intelligent and b)make peace with aliens.
Quote from: Trekker4747 on August 14, 2007, 06:59:16 PM
That somehow flashing a bunch of lights in an undeceranble pattern is supposed to a)prove we're intelligent and b)make peace with aliens.
That was a swipe at Spielberg and CE3K. And just as funny as their "running joke" about Siskel & Ebert in
Godzilla.....as in, "not at all"!!!
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 14, 2007, 07:19:10 PM
That was a swipe at Spielberg and CE3K. And just as funny as their "running joke" about Siskel & Ebert in Godzilla.....as in, "not at all"!!!
Oh Jesus... I already hate Devlin and Emmerich... imagine how I feel about those morons now.
Quote from: PSLOwner on August 14, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
I learned that the entire planet still brushes up on Morse Code on a consistent basis so they are always up to speed....... just in case.
I'd bet that most militaries do (the US certainly does). There's something to be said for a code that requires that requires only on/off and duration for communication.
Now why they had telegraph keys for sending the Morse Code is something that I can't explain.
Quote from: Just Some Guy on August 14, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on August 14, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
I learned that the entire planet still brushes up on Morse Code on a consistent basis so they are always up to speed....... just in case.
I'd bet that most militaries do (the US certainly does). There's something to be said for a code that requires that requires only on/off and duration for communication.
Now why they had telegraph keys for sending the Morse Code is something that I can't explain.
I will never be caught flat footed by an alien attach ever again.
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Quote from: PSLOwner on August 14, 2007, 07:56:34 PM
Quote from: Just Some Guy on August 14, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on August 14, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
I learned that the entire planet still brushes up on Morse Code on a consistent basis so they are always up to speed....... just in case.
I'd bet that most militaries do (the US certainly does). There's something to be said for a code that requires that requires only on/off and duration for communication.
Now why they had telegraph keys for sending the Morse Code is something that I can't explain.
I will never be caught flat footed by an alien attach ever again.
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Are you shitting me? :D
Quote from: Trekker4747 on August 14, 2007, 06:14:44 PM
In a global crisis most of the world will just on their duffs and wait for the Americans to do something cool.
Actually a point similar to this started a huge argument/debate in the IMDB forum.
It was something along the lines of "The Yanks save the world again like how they won WWII, Korea, Vietnam all by themselves" and "Hey, lay off, the reason why Americans are the heroes of the movie is the fact that it is made by Americans. In British movies the Brits are the heroes, etc....."
Quite a fun read actually.
Quote from: SuperMappy on August 15, 2007, 06:47:26 AM
Quote from: Trekker4747 on August 14, 2007, 06:14:44 PM
In a global crisis most of the world will just on their duffs and wait for the Americans to do something cool.
Actually a point similar to this started a huge argument/debate in the IMDB forum.
It was something along the lines of "The Yanks save the world again like how they won WWII, Korea, Vietnam all by themselves" and "Hey, lay off, the reason why Americans are the heroes of the movie is the fact that it is made by Americans. In British movies the Brits are the heroes, etc....."
Quite a fun read actually.
The US won Vietnam? :o :o :o :o
BTW, these people would love the movie released in the US as
Godzilla 1985. From imdb.com: "....in the Japanese version, the Russian submarine officer tries to stop the nuclear weapon that was accidentally launched. This was changed for the US version so that the Russian officer actually launched the weapon."
If you're going to save the world, bring a cable company technician and a drunken crop duster with you.
I learned that finding out the aliens are hostile 30 seconds earlier is somehow helpful.
Well, after watching some of the deleted scenes, I've learned that this movie could've been a lot worse. Movie editors of America, I salute you.
I've also learned that in the event of an alien attack, I'm seeking shelter with PSLOwner. With your telegraph/Blackberry doohicky and my 733t haxxor skillz, those alien commie bastards will never know what hit 'em! 8)
We'll still need a wisecracking pilot who knows the manuvers of extraterrestrial vessels, though. :P
Quote from: Robyn on August 15, 2007, 10:02:01 PM
Well, after watching some of the deleted scenes, I've learned that this movie could've been a lot worse. Movie editors of America, I salute you.
I've also learned that in the event of an alien attack, I'm seeking shelter with PSLOwner. With your telegraph/Blackberry doohicky and my 733t haxxor skillz, those alien commie bastards will never know what hit 'em! 8)
We'll still need a wisecracking pilot who knows the manuvers of extraterrestrial vessels, though. :P
and don't forget an irascible new York Jew! ;)
I learned that if he can be the most annoying person in a movie featuring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, Randy Quaid, and Harvey Fierstein, Harry Connick Jr might just be the most irritating man on Earth.
I learned that an alien vessel that is several miles wide and has almost unfathomable mass causes no more than a little rumble when it falls to the earth.
I learned that although aliens have no vocal cords, they still squeal like pigs when you shoot them.
I learned that the Military at Area 51 is quite stupid and selfish, and that it takes a civilian to realize that the whole passel of folks on the ground level of the base are in danger of the gigantic alien vessel heading right for them.
I learned that there is at least one person in high-ranking government positions that is evil for no apparent reason.
I learned that elite American fighter pilots are allowed to make long speeches in the middle of their extremely dangerous and important missions.
I learned that Harry Connick Jr. is extremely annoying, and that his death was sooooooooooooo unexpected.
Quote from: PSLOwner on August 14, 2007, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: prisonlovers on August 14, 2007, 05:26:22 PM
You never know when an old Jewish curmudgeon might accidentally suggest your next course of action.
What, Judd Hirsh played a JEWISH character? I dont think the movie drove that point home to us enough. I though he was a southern baptist.
Oy gevalt, he's meshugenah, this one is.
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 15, 2007, 07:11:04 AM
BTW, these people would love the movie released in the US as Godzilla 1985. From imdb.com: "....in the Japanese version, the Russian submarine officer tries to stop the nuclear weapon that was accidentally launched. This was changed for the US version so that the Russian officer actually launched the weapon."
You're forgetting that during the Reagan years EVERYTHING was the Russians fault.
Quote from: raven166 on August 16, 2007, 10:57:16 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 15, 2007, 07:11:04 AM
BTW, these people would love the movie released in the US as Godzilla 1985. From imdb.com: "....in the Japanese version, the Russian submarine officer tries to stop the nuclear weapon that was accidentally launched. This was changed for the US version so that the Russian officer actually launched the weapon."
You're forgetting that during the Reagan years EVERYTHING was the Russians fault.
Oh I think that attitude was around a bit longer than that.
I always loved how thouroghly we villified the Communists. Remember that scene near the end of the "Invasion USA" MST3K episode?
"He dead! You my woman now!"
QuoteI learned that there is at least one person in high-ranking government positions that is evil for no apparent reason.
always, my friend, always.
And maybe I have been watching too much Futurama (if such a thing is possible) but everytime i read the word vessel i think, "Say Wessel! You're not acting Hard enough!"
Quote from: anais.jude on August 16, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
QuoteI learned that there is at least one person in high-ranking government positions that is evil for no apparent reason.
always, my friend, always.
And maybe I have been watching too much Futurama (if such a thing is possible) but everytime i read the word vessel i think, "Say Wessel! You're not acting Hard enough!"
Ok now that reminds me of this... "I was the only one left after the appocalypse, all the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so I spent most of my time looking for beer.......psssst ACT, ACT"
I learned that golden retrievers can just toss the laws of physics right out the window if the situation calls for it.
QuoteI always loved how thouroghly we villified the Communists.
Yeah, you stamp out basic freedoms, open a few gulags, people start acting like it's a
bad thing. I never quite got that myself.
I learned that tunnel explosions only go straight, so if you hide in a side door, you'll be just fine.
I learned that flying a modern fighter jet in combat is no harder than chugging absinthe and para-sailing. Anyone can do it.
Aliens smell bad
Marrying a stripper disqualifies you as a NASA astronaut.
Wait...unless I missed it, wasn't there a giant ship where all the other ships came from?
What happened to that?
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on August 18, 2007, 11:08:11 AM
Wait...unless I missed it, wasn't there a giant ship where all the other ships came from?
What happened to that?
Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum flew into in, hung out, chatted, blew it up....
Quote from: Douglin on August 18, 2007, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on August 18, 2007, 11:08:11 AM
Wait...unless I missed it, wasn't there a giant ship where all the other ships came from?
What happened to that?
Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum flew into in, hung out, chatted, blew it up....
Wait, that was the main ship they flew into?
I don't know why I can't keep track of what's going on in this flick.
I'm not dumb ;D
Try some Tequila next time..
It helped me get through 'Crossroads'! :D :D
We also learned that invading aliens would rather destroy random non-combative targets in their first attack than go after installations that can actually fight back. Those can wait for much later (giving them time to come up with a defense).
(a plan which it's stupidity is only matched by the aliens in the latest
War of the Worlds...where the aliens immediately start frying people who are no threat to them and yet who they could need later to fertilize their weed)
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on August 18, 2007, 11:08:11 AM
Wait...unless I missed it, wasn't there a giant ship where all the other ships came from?
What happened to that?
That was the one Goldblum and Smith blew up. And if it wasn't, let's hope they don't write a sequel and we never find out.
I just realized we had Robert Loggia and Harvey Fierstein in the same movie.
I think that set the record for people asking 'how does he talk like that?' for one film.
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on August 18, 2007, 11:37:18 AM
I just realized we had Robert Loggia and Harvey Fierstein in the same movie.
I think that set the record for people asking 'how does he talk like that?' for one film.
Hey, shut up you non-tan pussy!
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Oh yes, even if we have to wait until the very last minute, some stupid drunk washed-up hick will always be the one to defeat the aliens.
Quote from: PSLOwner on August 18, 2007, 01:40:42 PM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on August 18, 2007, 11:37:18 AM
I just realized we had Robert Loggia and Harvey Fierstein in the same movie.
I think that set the record for people asking 'how does he talk like that?' for one film.
Hey, shut up you non-tan pussy!
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You can't talk to me like that! I'm not Hawk or Hawks depending on the situation!
I think the aliens could have been defeated by a tanning bed.
That cable companies have a giant wall on which they can watch all tv-stations at once and has a nifty built-in AI that can dramaticly re-arrange the pictures on them to give the President a large picture on this wall during addresses. That or people can only watch part of the president's body on certain channels.
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 18, 2007, 11:22:17 AM
We also learned that invading aliens would rather destroy random non-combative targets in their first attack than go after installations that can actually fight back. Those can wait for much later (giving them time to come up with a defense).
Actually, given the tech differences, the fact that they don't really care about civilian casualties, and the impact of the shock attack going after the largest population centers first does make sense. It's all about the destruction of the infrastructure. And since presumably aliens wouldn't speak English or have access to AAA guides they might not be able to pick out military targets in which case attacking the major population centers is more likely to catch one of those. Once those are wiped you start hunting down any major source of heat or radio.
Airforce One can out fly an alien explosion's shock wave with no damage due to electromagnetism or heat.
Quote from: Just Some Guy on August 19, 2007, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 18, 2007, 11:22:17 AM
We also learned that invading aliens would rather destroy random non-combative targets in their first attack than go after installations that can actually fight back. Those can wait for much later (giving them time to come up with a defense).
Actually, given the tech differences, the fact that they don't really care about civilian casualties, and the impact of the shock attack going after the largest population centers first does make sense. It's all about the destruction of the infrastructure. And since presumably aliens wouldn't speak English or have access to AAA guides they might not be able to pick out military targets in which case attacking the major population centers is more likely to catch one of those. Once those are wiped you start hunting down any major source of heat or radio.
But they obviously did have a tourist guide, because they attacked sightseeing hotspots like the Empire State Building and the Whitehouse.
The aliens obviously knew that these otherwise completely unremarkable buildings would have a great symbolic effect on the American audience.
Clever people, those aliens.
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2007, 08:42:38 PM
Airforce One can out fly an alien explosion's shock wave with no damage due to electromagnetism or heat.
Ah, but that's because - as we learned from this film - shockwaves and fireballs and various aftermaths caused by aliens travel at 1/10th the speed they normally would.
Quote from: Moose on August 19, 2007, 08:43:45 PM
Quote from: Just Some Guy on August 19, 2007, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 18, 2007, 11:22:17 AM
We also learned that invading aliens would rather destroy random non-combative targets in their first attack than go after installations that can actually fight back. Those can wait for much later (giving them time to come up with a defense).
Actually, given the tech differences, the fact that they don't really care about civilian casualties, and the impact of the shock attack going after the largest population centers first does make sense. It's all about the destruction of the infrastructure. And since presumably aliens wouldn't speak English or have access to AAA guides they might not be able to pick out military targets in which case attacking the major population centers is more likely to catch one of those. Once those are wiped you start hunting down any major source of heat or radio.
But they obviously did have a tourist guide, because they attacked sightseeing hotspots like the Empire State Building and the Whitehouse.
The aliens obviously knew that these otherwise completely unremarkable buildings would have a great symbolic effect on the American audience.
Clever people, those aliens.
Fracking ZAGATS.............
I learned that figuring out a patern in how often a signal is broadcast grants you immediate access to everything about the intricate computer language being transmitted, to the point where, without working on it for more than a day, you can invent a crippling computer virus that will bypass any of their firewalls.
Quote from: Pak-Man on August 20, 2007, 01:26:25 AM
I learned that figuring out a patern in how often a signal is broadcast grants you immediate access to everything about the intricate computer language being transmitted, to the point where, without working on it for more than a day, you can invent a crippling computer virus that will bypass any of their firewalls.
All cable repairmen can, Pops.
Quote from: Pak-Man on August 20, 2007, 01:26:25 AM
I learned that figuring out a patern in how often a signal is broadcast grants you immediate access to everything about the intricate computer language being transmitted, to the point where, without working on it for more than a day, you can invent a crippling computer virus that will bypass any of their firewalls.
To be fair, Goldblum did hire the Geek Squad from Best Buy to help him out.
Quote from: Just Some Guy on August 19, 2007, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 18, 2007, 11:22:17 AM
We also learned that invading aliens would rather destroy random non-combative targets in their first attack than go after installations that can actually fight back. Those can wait for much later (giving them time to come up with a defense).
Actually, given the tech differences, the fact that they don't really care about civilian casualties, and the impact of the shock attack going after the largest population centers first does make sense. It's all about the destruction of the infrastructure. And since presumably aliens wouldn't speak English or have access to AAA guides they might not be able to pick out military targets in which case attacking the major population centers is more likely to catch one of those. Once those are wiped you start hunting down any major source of heat or radio.
You'd think they'd go after industrial centers, ports and more centers of govermnent than the White House if that were true, though, and not waste their time destroying well-known and symbolic but effectively useless monuments. Since they weren't accepting surrenders and didn't intend on leaving any of us alive, there's no point in breaking our morale with shock and awe.
I learned that if the aliens had installed Norton Antivirus, we'd be toast.
(Unless, at the last minute, the Daleks ALSO invaded, in which case the aliens would have been toast, and the humans would all have been turned into pig slaves)
I learned that the Stringy-Haired Rocker Dude would make an excellent Vice President.
I learned that spaceships designed for aliens with radically different anatomy can be flown by cavemen....I mean human pilots. In fact, they don't even need any test flights, they can just use 'pilot magic' to figure everything out.
I learned that aliens are evil and absolutely won't negotiate with us, even if they're captive and we can obvously kill them.
Quote from: James of LinHood on August 20, 2007, 02:42:03 PM
I learned that the Stringy-Haired Rocker Dude would make an excellent Vice President.
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Very nice. :clap:
Al Gore wishes that we would sing "The Gore we get together the happier we'll be..." I'm Super-Super Serial!
Quote from: Douglin on August 20, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
Quote from: James of LinHood on August 20, 2007, 02:42:03 PM
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That bumper sticker will be on my car. Thank you.
Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on August 16, 2007, 07:49:59 AMI learned that there is at least one person in high-ranking government positions that is evil for no apparent reason.
[cough]dick cheney[/cough]
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on August 31, 2007, 09:19:48 PM
Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on August 16, 2007, 07:49:59 AMI learned that there is at least one person in high-ranking government positions that is evil for no apparent reason.
[cough]dick cheney[/cough]
I think the reason is fairly apparent in that instance ([cough]Haliburton[/cough]).
(eye roll) On come on. Let's unite beneath the banner of Pullman and Rocker Dude!
Quote from: LadyKenobi on September 02, 2007, 07:42:08 PM
(eye roll) On come on. Let's unite beneath the banner of Pullman and Rocker Dude!
I'm pretty sure Rocker Dude's attempt to make it a 2 and half day work week would not go down well with conglomerates. His amendment of the pledge of allegiance to the lyrics of "Don't Fear the Reaper" would polarize also. :)
May have missed some one mentioning these, but I learned a few things;
-Aliens are dumb as paste in many ways. They build massive starships, but can't think of a way to shield an incredibly vulnerable portion of the ship that, when open to attack, will blow the whole damn thing up. I believe it's implied they've done this to other worlds by Pullman. In none of these little moves did they ever get this weakness revealed?
-Ignoring the other huge physics issues... Downing a massive evil alien spaceship is something to celebrate. ...Well, yeah, but it ignores that the sheer size would cause such massive destruction people within a comfortable viewing distance of it going down would die.
-Aliens are dumb, again. Really dumb. Their little laser guns on the tiny crap ships are inaccurate as hell. Modern combat aircraft have servos in place to help aim efficiently. They don't appear to have missiles that can seek a target. They appear to have scientists who are more interested in designing scary looking spaceships and super keen special effects ladden lasers than anything that would be concievably effective in any combat situation outside of a narrow "Blow up population center, SWARM LIKE DUMB ASSES" mentality.
-...Really friggin dumb. Why did they need to use Earth's satellites to coordinate? What, they don't have clocks where they're from? Do they not realize using said satellites would send up a bit of a red flag? Do they have any kind of actual command structure or are they like some random gang of space-thugs who are planning this out at the last minute?
...In short, I learned that these aliens shouldn't be able to take on a marmot, let alone a whole planet.
That this is the second time that Mike and Co. have missed a chance for an obvious Battlestar Galactica riff. (The first being Space Mutiny.) Come one! Mary MacDonald was in this thing! You get points for mentioning Dances With Wolves, but you dropped the Hot Pocket on this one.
And how can you watch a movie with Adam Baldwin and NOT make a Firefly/Serenity riff, gorramit!
Also needed more Data riffs.
Otherwise great job, as always!
I learned that Will Smith pronounces Earth very well when he says "welcome to Earth" which almost makes all the 'welcome to erf' jokes seem like they were pathetic and a little racist.
How very righteous or you.