I learned that through the magic of special effects anyone can be an action star. Matt Damon? Seriously?
I learned nothing new. My secret agent clearance made me privy to all this stuff a long time ago.
I learned to never trust Chris Cooper. No wait, I knew that already.
That Matt Damon makes a better Jason Bourne than Richard Chamberlain?
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I forgot what I learned!
I learned that the best way to remember my account number is to put it in a hologram- projecting bullet under my skin.
I learned that the writers of the movie are overlooking the best way to have Jason Bourne remember his identity: Someone needs to bash his head in really, really hard.
I learned that Kevin Murphy does the worst Ali G impression, ever!
Mini Coopers are surprisingly good in a car chase.
When trying to apprehend a dangerous fugitive who is trapped in a building, police don't bother to surround the building to prevent escape.
U.S. Embassy fire escapes aren't very useful.