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Title: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on July 08, 2007, 08:06:12 PM
This has bugged me for a long time  ???

They're going at warp 8, and never crash into cloaked Klingon ships.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 08, 2007, 08:10:23 PM
Well, I know when I was on Nuclear Submarines, The Sonar was Very sensitive so as to detect anything & everything moving in the oceans..
But in the world of Star Trek, Guess they've got pretty good helmsman avoiding those invisible ships out there :P
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 08:17:49 PM
Unless they use standard travel lines, the chances of running into someone in space are pretty minimal. Also, doesn't warp move you, I dunno, under the fabric of reality?
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 08, 2007, 10:23:16 PM
If it was that big a problem in the future I guess they would have addressed it. But let's face it, nobody ever addressed why the hell Kirk and Picard were able to actually come back from the Nexus and furthermore why the hell they didn't just travel back in time to the moment of Soran's birth and just strangle the little shit sucker!!!!!
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 09, 2007, 11:37:51 AM
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

[Shamelessly stolen from a source that any nerd will recognize instantly.]

The ships are only a few hundred meters across.  They're traveling thousands of times faster than light in a volume of space that could be measured in cubic light-years.  That's 9,460,528,400,000,000 meters to a side.  Even in orbit they're dealing with a volume of space measured in thousands of kilometers.

Basically the odds of hitting a cloaked ship would be like you buying a lottery ticket for every state that runs one and winning every single one.

Why ships always face each other across hundreds of meters and are orientated the same way in the Star Trek universe is left as an exercise for the reader.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 11:39:59 AM
Yeah... uh.. Right!
Sounds Good to Me..
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Douglin on July 09, 2007, 11:47:26 AM
How about...because the cloaked ships move out of the way...?
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 11:49:23 AM
In Time to get out of the way of an approaching ship at Warp 10+...
SSUUURRREE... NOO PROOOBLEMM..
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Rude on July 09, 2007, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: Just Some GuyBasically the odds of hitting a cloaked ship would be like you buying a lottery ticket for every state that runs one and winning every single one.

Yeah... and that's very improbable. In fact, you'd probably need some sort of drive just to figure out how improbable that would be. Although, i would guess that the chances of flying into a cloaked spaceship is something like two to the power of 2 billion, 79 million, 460 thousand, 347 to one against.  ;)

-Rude
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Shinigami on July 09, 2007, 12:00:16 PM
Quote from: Rude on July 09, 2007, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: Just Some GuyBasically the odds of hitting a cloaked ship would be like you buying a lottery ticket for every state that runs one and winning every single one.

Yeah... and that's very improbable. In fact, you'd probably need some sort of drive just to figure out how improbable that would be. Although, i would guess that the chances of flying into a cloaked spaceship is something like two to the power of 2 billion, 79 million, 460 thousand, 347 to one against.  ;)

-Rude

Never tell me the odds!!
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Douglin on July 09, 2007, 12:00:47 PM
Quote from: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 11:49:23 AM
In Time to get out of the way of an approaching ship at Warp 10+...
SSUUURRREE... NOO PROOOBLEMM..

That's why they've got those periscopes...to see things coming from far away...really far away...very quickly...
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 12:03:10 PM
In the words of Dr. Evil...
"RRRIIIIGHTT!!"
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 09, 2007, 12:05:13 PM
Let's just say it's an anomoly and call it a day.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
One other thing: They obviously don't have to worry about stuff like that. At warp speed, dust motes would ram a ship with about the force of an atom bomb, so they can't actually be moving through space, or the crew would be summersaulting over railings pretty much 24/7.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Minnesota on July 09, 2007, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Just Some Guy on July 09, 2007, 11:37:51 AM
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.
[Shamelessly stolen from a source that any nerd will recognize instantly.]

D'oh can I help it if I watch a lot of movies ... Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Anyway my thoughts on the topic... maybe if the invisible ship was spying in front of the enterprise because the aliens don't know when youre going to be taking off.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 09, 2007, 01:12:14 PM
Quote from: Minnesota on July 09, 2007, 12:55:39 PM
Quote from: Just Some Guy on July 09, 2007, 11:37:51 AM
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.
[Shamelessly stolen from a source that any nerd will recognize instantly.]

D'oh can I help it if I watch a lot of movies ... Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
[Grabbing torch and pitchfork] Did he just refer to HHG2TG as a movie?
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Douglin on July 09, 2007, 01:32:19 PM
BURN HIM! :angry:
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Rude on July 09, 2007, 01:33:08 PM
Quote from: ShinigamiNever tell me the odds!!

Rude realizes that his oh-so-clever HG2G reference was mistaken for a C3PO reference... D'Oh!

-Rude
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 01:35:45 PM
AARGH!!! C3PO IS A MOVIE NOW?!
(grabs Nuclear Missile and heads to the scene)
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 01:44:01 PM
DIE C3PO, DIE!!!
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I have a Serious issue with C3PO as Kevin does with Chekoff
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Bob on July 09, 2007, 04:09:24 PM
Quote from: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 01:44:01 PM
DIE C3PO, DIE!!!

I have a Serious issue with C3PO as Kevin does with Chekoff

DO you now?

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Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 04:11:30 PM
AAARRGH!!!
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Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Sideswipe on July 09, 2007, 05:55:47 PM
::::::WARNIING, PREPARE FOR GEEKIENESS!::::::

If anyone is actually interested.  The warp necelles create a warp field that squashes space in front of the ship and stretches the space behind the ship.  So technicaly the Enterprise doesn't move at all in warp speed.  Space moves around the ship.



Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 09, 2007, 06:00:34 PM
WHOAH!! DUDE!!
THAT'S KILLER, MAN!!
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Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on July 09, 2007, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: Sideswipe on July 09, 2007, 05:55:47 PM
::::::WARNIING, PREPARE FOR GEEKIENESS!::::::

If anyone is actually interested.  The warp necelles create a warp field that squashes space in front of the ship and stretches the space behind the ship.  So technicaly the Enterprise doesn't move at all in warp speed.  Space moves around the ship.





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You just blew my mind right there!

Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 06:55:53 PM
Sideswipe, you are a nerd's nerd. Good man.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Sharktopus on July 09, 2007, 10:51:25 PM
Quote from: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
At warp speed, dust motes would ram a ship with about the force of an atom bomb, so they can't actually be moving through space, or the crew would be summersaulting over railings pretty much 24/7.

Except that there's no atmosphere or anything holding the dust mote in place, so the immensely greater mass of the ship would send the mote shooting off on a endless trajectory until it collided with some other object.

Can you imagine the force phasers, photon torpedoes, and other ship to ship weapons must be packing? On top of their inherent firepower, weapons are sometimes being fired at warp speeds, which, when you consider the vacuum of space, means the energy burst or projectile hits the target moving faster the the ship it was fired from, and the ship itself was already moving faster than light. That gives you an idea how durable starship hulls are.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 09, 2007, 11:32:49 PM
Quote from: Shinigami on July 09, 2007, 12:00:16 PM
Never tell me the odds!!
But sir the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 10, 2007, 09:30:39 AM
Quote from: Sharktopus Prime on July 09, 2007, 10:51:25 PM
Except that there's no atmosphere or anything holding the dust mote in place, so the immensely greater mass of the ship would send the mote shooting off on a endless trajectory until it collided with some other object.
I'm having this vision of planets scoured clean by the radiation burst from interstellar hydrogen and dust moving and relativistic velocities bombarding their planet due to a starship flying by.

This would be a much larger problem than the cloaked ships, BTW, since the star ships moving at warp would be leaving a streaming cone of death behind them and they do move into warp near planets...
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Tripe on July 10, 2007, 09:45:07 AM
Quote from: Sideswipe on July 09, 2007, 05:55:47 PM
::::::WARNIING, PREPARE FOR GEEKIENESS!::::::

If anyone is actually interested.  The warp necelles create a warp field that squashes space in front of the ship and stretches the space behind the ship.  So technicaly the Enterprise doesn't move at all in warp speed.  Space moves around the ship.

Damn you beat me to it.

Warp would be cool if, of course, sub-space (a requirement for the tech to work) actually existed. Which it doesn't.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Junkyard on July 10, 2007, 01:34:46 PM
I think we should all agree not to go faster than light. I know it's already a law, but that doesn't always stop people.
NO GOING SUPER-LUMINAL VELOCITIES! IT BAD! IT MAKE UNIVERSE GO BOOM!
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Sideswipe on July 10, 2007, 02:22:15 PM
No way, I want to be feared and hated for being know for destroying entire galaxies.  If that doesnt get you laid, your hopeless.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 10, 2007, 02:29:20 PM
It gets a bit tiring after a while when the chicks only want you for your galactic cannon.  >:D
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: RVR II on July 10, 2007, 02:43:57 PM
HUH-HUH!
YOU SAID 'GALACTIC CANNON'
HUH-HUH!!
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: J-Proof on July 11, 2007, 01:01:47 PM
To add to Sideswipe's thought, I was told by my physics professor that the nature of warp speed in Star Trek requires a ship to slip into hyperspace, which is a space that is unexplained except that we know it is removed from regular space, which would allow the ship to move freely without coming in contact with anything else (except for ANOTHER ship that has slipped into hyperspace but what are the odds of that??)
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 11, 2007, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: J-Proof on July 11, 2007, 01:01:47 PM
(except for ANOTHER ship that has slipped into hyperspace but what are the odds of that??)
Very small.  Like there could be anything living in hyperspace.  People are just jumping at shadows.

I think they've changed how "warp" works three or four times over the years.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Sideswipe on July 11, 2007, 04:27:44 PM
Also going back to the original premise of the thread.  I think that a cloaked ship might the see Enterprise barrelling down upon them and get the hell out of the way.
Title: Re: How come the Enterprise doesn't crash into cloaked ships?
Post by: Sharktopus on July 12, 2007, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Junkyard on July 10, 2007, 01:34:46 PM
I think we should all agree not to go faster than light. I know it's already a law, but that doesn't always stop people.
NO GOING SUPER-LUMINAL VELOCITIES! IT BAD! IT MAKE UNIVERSE GO BOOM!

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