That you can clench a knife in your butt-cheeks?
I dunno... There's a lot happening in this movie.
The best reaction when your fiance has been killed by a biker is to act like the murder didn't happen and immediately plot your revenge.
Going after the son of the person who killed your brother despite the son having nothing to do with the murder is somehow adequate revenge.
Music can be used even more poorly than it was used in Rollergator.
The vast majority of men are rapists.
I learned that you can have practically every man in the movie be a rapist and still have room to completely objectify all the women.
I learned every trash movie they have ever done is better than this. Lycan Colony. So much better. Suburban Sasquatch. Yaz queen. Polonia Brothers if they were doing, meth, coke, and oxy at the same time and used their buddies working at Subway and the stuff from their garage to shoot a movie. Hand them the goddamn Academy Award. This is worse than all of those put together.
What? I absolutely learned nothing more than that. It's all you need to learn. Now I need Rollargator to cleanse the palatte.
I mean, does this movie even have a story?
I learned that when you're a criminal kingpin on the literal run from the cops, one right on your tail, it makes sense to just stop along the way to rape a woman.
That biker bars open up to open beaches next to cliffs?
Quote from: Trekker4747 on November 17, 2021, 06:30:52 PMThat biker bars open up to open beaches next to cliffs?
Yeah, that was a definite WTF.
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Music can be used even more poorly than it was used in Rollergator.
I was thinking of Rollergator the whole time too. At least in Rollergator, the music didn't have lyrics. I mean what kind of idiot has two different people speaking at the same time for several minutes?
I learned that John Rad was pretty busy on this movie.
I learned that at least one filmmaker must have been inspired by Tommy Wiseau. I mean, the parallels are there. Incomprehensible plot, one guy doing all the major functions on the film, gratuitous and unpleasant nudity.
I learned tighty whities.
I learned that blind women keep guns handy at all times, and somehow don't see the obvious danger in being both blind and firing a gun.
I learned that when you get bored with a particular subplot in your movie, you can just abandon it.
I learned that there's always time for two things: Jello, and a quick rape.
I learned that men can be drawn to raping women kind of the same way cats are drawn to mice or dogs are drawn to a nice juicy steak. They see a woman and are utterly powerless to do it.
I learned that if you want to have two characters who are father and son, you can just cast two actors of roughly the same age and arbitrarily decide which one is father and which one is son.
Would this movie be different if it featured the Dangerous Brothers, Ade Edmonson and Rik Mayall?