Title: Now Available - Martial Law 2: Undercover
Post by: Pak-Man on September 02, 2020, 01:59:14 PM
Post by: Pak-Man on September 02, 2020, 01:59:14 PM
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Many haters thought it would be impossible to keep the Martial Law series going after lead actor Chad McQueen decided to pursue the more dignified career path of trying to get his dad to return his phone calls. But Martial Law 2: Undercover proves that having an anonymous charmless dope wear a trenchcoat while Cynthia Rothrock kicks people is a winning formula!
When Detective Sean Thompson's ex-partner winds up dead, all eyes are on the main suspect: the town's evil karate billionaire. Does he have a ponytail, you ask? Have you ever seen a bad action movie, we reply? Our heroes must go undercover as bartenders to bust his arms dealing operation, which means we get all the thrills of a high octane SWAT team mixed with cutting lime slices and hosing down the bathroom stall after a bachelorette can't hold her liquor.
Also, noted mummy-resembler Billy Drago plays the chief who (in possibly the most unrealistic movie moment since Bruce Willis rode on an airplane wing in Die Hard 4) has sex. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Martial Law 2: Undercover!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer
Martial Law 2: Undercover
When Detective Sean Thompson’s ex-partner winds up dead, all eyes are on the main suspect: the town’s evil karate billionaire
With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett
Many haters thought it would be impossible to keep the Martial Law series going after lead actor Chad McQueen decided to pursue the more dignified career path of trying to get his dad to return his phone calls. But Martial Law 2: Undercover proves that having an anonymous charmless dope wear a trenchcoat while Cynthia Rothrock kicks people is a winning formula!
When Detective Sean Thompson's ex-partner winds up dead, all eyes are on the main suspect: the town's evil karate billionaire. Does he have a ponytail, you ask? Have you ever seen a bad action movie, we reply? Our heroes must go undercover as bartenders to bust his arms dealing operation, which means we get all the thrills of a high octane SWAT team mixed with cutting lime slices and hosing down the bathroom stall after a bachelorette can't hold her liquor.
Also, noted mummy-resembler Billy Drago plays the chief who (in possibly the most unrealistic movie moment since Bruce Willis rode on an airplane wing in Die Hard 4) has sex. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Martial Law 2: Undercover!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer
Title: Re: Now Available - Martial Law 2: Undercover
Post by: fodder650 on September 06, 2020, 05:43:59 PM
Post by: fodder650 on September 06, 2020, 05:43:59 PM
Are we sure that it isn't Detective Sean Thomasan?