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Title: What bloody things did we learn?
Post by: Pastor of Muppets on May 21, 2019, 05:59:55 PM
I learned that Rick Sloane is a great guy.  He is fighting to provided more opportunities for the disabled.  For example, he hired a deaf person as the foley artist.

I learned that whores dress like superheroes.

I learned that, as a woman, flashing a man is the best way to punish him for stealing popcorn.
Title: Re: What bloody things did we learn?
Post by: Darth Geek on May 21, 2019, 07:37:29 PM
Quote from: Pastor of Muppets on May 21, 2019, 05:59:55 PM
I learned that Rick Sloane is a great guy.  He is fighting to provided more opportunities for the disabled.  For example, he hired a deaf person as the foley artist.

;D
Title: Re: What bloody things did we learn?
Post by: TriffRax on June 08, 2019, 07:01:00 PM
I learned that Rick Sloane is so talentless he can make gratuitous nudity boring.
Title: Re: What bloody things did we learn?
Post by: CJones on June 09, 2019, 02:40:55 PM
I learned you can own 10 theaters that show, exclusively, fictitious other Rick Sloan movies, and still stay in business.
Title: Re: What bloody things did we learn?
Post by: dbsommer on November 02, 2019, 12:48:32 AM
I learned Hobgoblins was Rick Sloane's opus magnum. How the f*ck that is possible, I cannot comprehend.

I learned as others have stated, Sloane made me hate gratuitous nudity. Son of a bitch.

I learned Mary Woronov could do the John Carradine and star in a movie for beer money. Also she and Corman do gratuitous nudity better (see Death Race 2000)

I learned Ghosthouse was Get Out! Compared to this mess.

I failed to learn how terrible an actress Breasts was since they dubbed her over. How much worse was she than every other talentless hack in this that she was the one that needed redubbed? Was she not speaking English?

I learned still shot of random cops at the end of a movie. It was like they ran out of money at that exact instant.

I learned the ghost bothered to lead male lead on for no reason. He implied he could own the theatre, then cut off his head because... nothing in the movie mattered? I don't care.