Title: Now Available - Blood Theatre
Post by: Pak-Man on May 12, 2019, 12:47:14 AM
Post by: Pak-Man on May 12, 2019, 12:47:14 AM
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Every time the Blood Theatre has opened for business, someone has died. But this time, the most incompetent theater owner in town has a good feeling about his chances!
After all, he's the brains behind such innovations as the totally necessary "movie theater employee locker room" and the enormous PA system that's constantly blaring announcements to people who have already bought their damn tickets. So it will come as no surprise that things immediately go wrong and people die. But at least their theater uses real butter instead of that gross artificial stuff!
One thing the Blood Theatre has going for it? It doesn't show movies directed by Hobgoblins auteur Rick Sloane. Unfortunately, this huge plus is immediately negated by the fact that Blood Theatre itself is directed by Rick Sloane.
It's up to you if you wanna join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the riffing; the rest of us are gonna watch a nice, safe Neil Breen movie instead.
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Zachary Shatzer and Jason Miller
Blood Theatre
Every time the Blood Theatre has opened for business, someone has died. But this time, the most incompetent theater owner in town has a good feeling about his chances! From HOBGOBLINS director Rick…
With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett
Every time the Blood Theatre has opened for business, someone has died. But this time, the most incompetent theater owner in town has a good feeling about his chances!
After all, he's the brains behind such innovations as the totally necessary "movie theater employee locker room" and the enormous PA system that's constantly blaring announcements to people who have already bought their damn tickets. So it will come as no surprise that things immediately go wrong and people die. But at least their theater uses real butter instead of that gross artificial stuff!
One thing the Blood Theatre has going for it? It doesn't show movies directed by Hobgoblins auteur Rick Sloane. Unfortunately, this huge plus is immediately negated by the fact that Blood Theatre itself is directed by Rick Sloane.
It's up to you if you wanna join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the riffing; the rest of us are gonna watch a nice, safe Neil Breen movie instead.
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Zachary Shatzer and Jason Miller
Title: Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
Post by: linszoid on May 12, 2019, 05:35:44 PM
Post by: linszoid on May 12, 2019, 05:35:44 PM
Only Rifftrax could get me excited after hearing the name "Rick Sloane"
Title: Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
Post by: abosch on May 12, 2019, 07:50:38 PM
Post by: abosch on May 12, 2019, 07:50:38 PM
Perhaps RiffTrax will also riff Clown Whores of Hollywood, another Sloane movie that appeared in this movie.
Title: Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
Post by: CJones on May 13, 2019, 03:49:40 AM
Post by: CJones on May 13, 2019, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Lunquewill on May 12, 2019, 07:50:38 PM
Perhaps RiffTrax will also riff Clown Whores of Hollywood, another Sloane movie that appeared in this movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9002272/
Might make for a good short?
Title: Re: Now Available - Blood Theatre
Post by: ephemeris on May 13, 2019, 08:27:32 AM
Post by: ephemeris on May 13, 2019, 08:27:32 AM
I found a set of subtitles that weren't too bad, synced them to the riff, and made a few corrections.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lbzmc2ogut4bmlo/RiffTrax.s01e293%20Blood%20Theatre.EN.srt?dl=0
Enjoy!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lbzmc2ogut4bmlo/RiffTrax.s01e293%20Blood%20Theatre.EN.srt?dl=0
Enjoy!