I learned that titanium ankle-replacement surgery is available only in Madagascar. ;)
I learned that it's always best to drive in a huge circle when taking a girl back to your hotel just to be whimsical.
I've learned that three or four giant smacks to the balls with a three inch think length of rope won't keep you from screwing five or six times an hour for weeks at a time.
Quote from: 6079SmithW on April 27, 2007, 05:53:05 PM
I've learned that three or four giant smacks to the balls with a three inch think length of rope won't keep you from screwing five or six times an hour for weeks at a time.
Titanium ball replacement surgery as well, in Madagascar. A two for one special, if you will. :P
Just from the sample I learned that Mike and Kevin haven't seen the documentary about those jumpy French(?) guys.
I need to get the movie and the track...
but from the sample I learned bad guys are really Tigger in disguise because the legs are made of rubber and springs...
I learned that there's depressingly little poker and caino-action in a movie called "Casino Royale."
"Is that it? Could it be? Is that the Casino? I'm not really sure, there's no sign."
I also learned that a Birtish Spy can easily fly to, and fight terrorists in, an American Airport. Furthermore he can call his superiors to have them lock down the airport.
"M, I'm at the Miami airport. There's a bomb here I want you to lock down the airport and send me some support."
"Ok, 00, but you're in America so this will take some time. I have to contact the President and get permission and jurisdictional rights, then I have to fly in the teams and have them pass customs and securities. Should take about 6 weeks, sit tight."
I have learned that even the CIA has one token black guy.
I learned that James Bond can smash through walls like The Hulk
QuoteOk, 00, but you're in America so this will take some time. I have to contact the President and get permission and jurisdictional rights, then I have to fly in the teams and have them pass customs and securities. Should take about 6 weeks, sit tight."
well actually they would just call the CIA and the they being bored and all would GLADLY do it.
I've learned that rather than drive normal vehicles like the rest of us British secret agents drive obvious stunt cars. It's a fortunate coincidence that they're also called upon to do so much stunt driving.
I learned never to trust a beautiful woman.
Wait, I already knew that...
Quote from: Sharktopus on April 29, 2007, 11:53:37 PM
I learned never to trust a beautiful woman.
Wait, I already knew that...
Unless you form a contingency plan. Fortunately I have several up my sleeve. ;)
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 30, 2007, 04:07:09 AM
Quote from: Sharktopus on April 29, 2007, 11:53:37 PM
I learned never to trust a beautiful woman.
Wait, I already knew that...
Unless you form a contingency plan. Fortunately I have several up my sleeve. ;)
Contingency plans, or beautiful women?
Both. It's hard to explain. I send most of my women through wonkavision so they fit. Either that, or go after pygmies.
If you can't take a bomb-maker into custody, shoot him dead.
(wow, that came out dark...let me try again)
Apparently, NO one can tell the difference between a loaded pistol and an unloaded pistol. (hint, an unloaded pistol is about a 1 pound lighter)
Maybe Bond put an empty magazine in there? It's not the actual bullets making up most of that weight, correct?
I learned that if a superspy and a villian get into a fight in public, bystanders somehow just know to get out of the way.
I learned that if I try to stop people from monkey-jumping around my construction site, I will most likely be kicked off a high beam to my death.
So much for that raise.
I learned that in high-stakes espionage, I can depend on my
* ERICSSON! *
Quote from: 6079SmithW on April 30, 2007, 07:29:25 AM
Maybe Bond put an empty magazine in there? It's not the actual bullets making up most of that weight, correct?
Bullets weight a lot. An empty magazine doesn't weight much. It always mystifies me in movies when someone who should know better suddenly doesn't notice a pound of weight missing from their 2 1/2 pound pistol.
It's a nit, not a big deal but I always roll my eyes when it happens.
I learned that Prague apparently has some problem with filtering light. and if you ever want to see what you look like in black and white you should probably visit.
Quote from: MarkAndrew on April 30, 2007, 07:04:26 AM
If you can't take a bomb-maker into custody, shoot him dead.
(wow, that came out dark...let me try again)
Apparently, NO one can tell the difference between a loaded pistol and an unloaded pistol. (hint, an unloaded pistol is about a 1 pound lighter)
haha, I havent seen the rifftrax version yet, but I thought the same thing when I saw this movie for the first time.
I learned that I can walk into any country's embassy, blow up a good chunk of it, and have no political ramifications between our countries.
I learned it takes 2 kills to be a Double-0, and a whole bunch more to get the cool car with the rocket launchers.
I also learned that Airport Security has regressed far below what it was pre-9/11.
If you're gonna be a secret agent, then for the love of God wear a cup.
Quote from: MarkAndrew on April 30, 2007, 10:58:29 AM
Quote from: 6079SmithW on April 30, 2007, 07:29:25 AM
Maybe Bond put an empty magazine in there? It's not the actual bullets making up most of that weight, correct?
Bullets weight a lot. An empty magazine doesn't weight much. It always mystifies me in movies when someone who should know better suddenly doesn't notice a pound of weight missing from their 2 1/2 pound pistol.
It's a nit, not a big deal but I always roll my eyes when it happens.
Bullets do not weigh a lot. The typical 9mm round weighs 8grams. The difference between a fully loaded handgun and an empty one is less than a quarter of a pound. It's not a significant difference and would be very easy to miss when your mind is on other things.
I also learned that- mere days after having your nethers beat senseless- you can be back in the saddle again! Over and over and over!
I learned that while playing poker the last person to reveal there hand will always be the winner. And the hands get progressivly worse as you go counter-clockwise around the table.
I learned that when being chased, it's always better to climb up a building that's under construction, rather than just GO AROUND IT.
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....
I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.
Quote from: Douglin on May 02, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....
I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.
Johnny Bravo: Super Spy???
I learned that you could tell Kevin you were taking him to London but just drop him off in Iowa City and he wouldn't know the difference.
vvvv Both actually. First Mike confused Iowa City and Prague and minutes later Kevin made the same mistake with IC/London. Just what took them to Iowa City is what I'm wondering? Maybe back in the day they were both fans of Duck's Breath Mystery Theater and Dr. Science. That group is responsible for the movie at the top of my list of picks for DVD preservation: Zadar: The Cow From Hell!
Prague? and Mike?
Quote from: Hazzah on May 02, 2007, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Douglin on May 02, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....
I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.
Johnny Bravo: Super Spy???
Don't forget Jim Beam.
I learned that a 00's saliva is a great way to get rid of blood. Note to self: befriend a 00 before committing next murder, saves on bleach.
I learned you can be the kind of poker player who can get into $10-million poker games and yet have a tell so obvious a cave fish could see it.
I learned that bulletproof glass comes standard on construction vehicles.
Quote from: Sharktopus on May 02, 2007, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Hazzah on May 02, 2007, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Douglin on May 02, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
I realised that if your initials are J.B. you are automatically a super spy: James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne....
I don't know about you but I'm going to be checking over my shoulder the next time I badmouth a Jack Black movie.
Johnny Bravo: Super Spy???
Don't forget Jim Beam.
James Brown! Hit me!
I learned that the British Secret Service dosen't keep up with their background checks.
I can't believe nobody else learned that erecting (sticking with the 007 inuendo) your building on WATER probably isn't a good idea.
But on the upside it does look neat if it sinks!
I learned that you can go an hour and ten minutes into your movie without acknowledging your title, perhaps longer. Mike and Kevin's constant pleas for the movie to go to Casino Royale reminded me of the Fellowship of the Ring riff when half-way through Mike declares "we have our title."
I learned that if water sprinklers are on, you are allowed to go anywhere restricted you want to go..